Back to Main Page

?! Is your professor really Tarantulas? ?!

By: Lady Scale 

 

Did you ever get the feeling that your professor is not normal? Does he read science comics? Is his favorite spider a tarantula? Or does he eat live meat? Is he really Unicron’s spawn? Read the next questions and find out the truth about your professor.

 

Remember,  ‘1.’ stands for normal, ‘2.’ stands for a bit…strange, and ‘3.’ stands for REALLY Tarantulas-y. 

 

 

 

 

(1)            How many fingers does your professor have on one hand?

 

1.    Five.

2.    In between four and eight.

3.    Three! Really!

 

(2)            When you say that your dog ate your homework again, how does he react?

 

1.    He doesn’t believe you, and gives you an F.

2.    He suggests that you make your homework on your PC, and then to print it out before school.

3.    He swallows the SF comic that he was hiding under his desk.

 

(3)            When your professor is thinking intensely at something, what does he do?

 

1.    He chew’s a pencil.

2.    He holds his head and meditates. 

3.    He looks out the window and expects to see Ravage’s ship.

 

(4)            How does your professor get to school?

 

1.    Whit his car.

2.    Whit a motorcycle.

3.    Hard to say. He always appears and disappears abruptly.

 

(5)            When you put a surprise-pillow that pops when someone sits on it, how does he react?

 

1.    He doesn’t react. He always has…gases.

2.    He hopes that he didn’t sit on a certain species of spider.

3.    He says “Slag” and then eats it.

Let’s see the results. Which number did you use mostly?

 

 

1 = Sad but true, completely normal!     2 = His favorite Beast Wars character is Tarantulas.    

3 = It IS Tarantulas! Don’t be surprised if he asks you if you have a gold disk!