Things you would never hear in Beast Wars

bloody_kimono2004 · Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:15 pm

I just had to put this.

Rampage: Playmate.......what're you wearing.

Depth Charge: These just came in!! Square pants armor, don't they look good on me?

Rampage:......*shoot his pants on fire* Now they do!!

Depth Charge: AAH HOW COULD YOU!!! *runs away screaming into a river*

*Rampage laughing*

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:46 pm

"I'm gonna get you!"- Rampage
"No your not!"- Rattrap
"O darn!"- Rattrap
"Yes, Stasis Lock!!!"- Rampage
"No fare you cheated!"- Rattrap
"You fools, I'd much rather go into real Stasis Lock, rather than play PSOne!"- Dinobot

Wicked Woman · Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:36 pm

Optimus: *to Megatron* I'm better than you are.

WW

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:40 am

"We have to be really bad, I mean we out number them and yet we still lose everytime!"
--Megatron--

Unread post by **Sapphire** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:13 am

To TH: Tarry was working for the Tripredicus, but Megatron does say in "Nemesis: Part 1", I believe, "Treachery from Unicron's spawn may yet turn the tide." He was referring to Tarry, since he was looking for his lair.

Tigatron: What I'd give for a deer burger and greasy fries, right about now...

Quickstrike (to Blackarachnia): Hey! Git yer claws offa me! Haven't you ever heard of a little thang called personal space?!

The Crab · Unread post by **The Crab** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:20 pm

Megatron: Tarantulaaaaaaas!! You've got some 'splaning to do!

Superpup · Unread post by **Superpup** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Huzzah for the un-originality...ness... OF ME!

Dinobot: It seems rather silly when we fight...
Rattrap: Yea... So I suggest we... DANCE!
*both do the robot to the "samuri pizza cats" theme*
(*cough* Yes... only because I drew that...)

Optimus: Will you go to prom with me?
Megan(tron): Oh my this is just so sudden!

Dinobot: I found you, FAKER!
DinobotTM2: You're the only fake hedgehog around here... wait... what?

Um... I promise I'll think about it before I post next time... *twitch*

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:09 pm

"Who are the Maximal elders? I refer to them all the time, yet I have never seen them!!!"
--Optimus Primal--

Safeguard · Unread post by **Safeguard** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:04 pm

"I like you, Scorponok." ~Blackarachnia after drinking spiced Energon. (um.... shivers.. I don't like Scorpy's face and voice.. grrr)
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"Where's the lion tamer!?" ~Optimus after Tigatron goes wacko.
"...Um... I think Tigatron just ate him, bigbot..." ~Cheetor. (my favorite of my own TYWNHIBW)
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Optimus Primal: *with reading glasses on, is reading a book called “How To Be Evil Without Your Troops Knowing”* (not mine, just changed from Prime to Primal)
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Megatron (infiltrating the Axalon): *quietly hums the Mission Impossible theme song*
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(Jurassic Park)
Megatron: *is walking through some woods*.....*T-Rex Roar*
Humans: Don't...move.....maybe he doesn't see- *get eaten by Megatron* (not mine)
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Silverbolt and Blackarachnia are 'on the job', and Rattrap and Cheetor are recording the whole thing through a keyhole.
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Cheetor and Rattrap are going around the base humming the Mission Impossible theme song. They are trying to scale a wall by flattening their backs against the wall, stretching their arms out, and sliding down the hall.(Think Ace Ventura: Pet Detective) They are caught by either Optimus or Rhinox who in turn just shake their heads. (not mine, just changed characters)
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Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:39 pm

"Code of Heros makes me cry!"-Rhinox
"Me too!"-Cheetor
"What are you guys so sad about, I'm the one who dies!!"-Dinobot

Safeguard · Unread post by **Safeguard** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:57 am

Tigatron: "GRAR! ME MUNCH YOU NOW!"
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Cheetor: "I don't wanna... NOT THE BATTLEFIELD!"
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Tarantulas: "Eency weency spider, climbed the waterspout, down came the rain, and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. So eency weency spider climbed the spout again. HOOHAHAHAA... *COUGH, WHEEZE* Oh bloody hell... I ain't made fer this."
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Airazor: *dropping in middle flight* "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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Primal: "Diecast... ah hell. What was the line again?"
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Quickstrike's snake-hand: "Do I look fat with him?"
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Depthcharge: "Wait a sec... am I a manta-ray or a stingray?"
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Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:07 pm

"The great Primus himself wouldn't have been dumb enough not to give me at least one hand."
--Quickstrike--

Wicked Woman · Unread post by **Wicked Woman** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:39 am

Silverbolt: *to BA* "N-O means N-O"

(so I watch Drawn Together, sue me)

Rattrap: *dressed up like the Joker* Now alls I need is a Batman. *looks at DinoBot* Hmmm....

WW

Pacerwolf · Unread post by **Pacerwolf** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:07 pm

Megatron looks at BA and says: "I'm insanely in love with you Blackarachnia! Will you marry me?"

Blackarachnia's answer: "I've always loved you Megatron! How can i say no?"

Inferno holds a hankie and sobs. "The king is getting married! Viva las vegas!"

Rampage watching a horror movie: "Eeek! Turn it off! It's too gory!"

Rattrap "Sheesh! Stop fighting dirty, Cheetor!"

Rhinox "Slag the war and fixing things, i'm going on a vacation right now!"

Quickstrike "Can't we all just get along? Hear my message of love!"

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:47 am

"You know Megatron is so so much smarter than me but I just think he is such a show-off!"
--Tarrantulas--