(Inspired by 50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts.)
These things are always fun, so feel free to add your own!
1. I will not tell Rattrap that he’s funny.
-I will not tell Dinobot that Rattrap is funny.
2. Inferno’s flying mechanism isn’t fuelled by methane gas.
3. “I’ve scrapped Waspinator __ times” is not a challenge.
4. I will not tell the new Maximals that Dinobot can’t see them if they stand absolutely still.
-I certainly won’t tell them that the same goes for Megatron.
5. Tarantulus doesn’t live under my bed.
-Rampage doesn’t live under my bed.
6. In homage to their leader’s beloved companion I will not change the Predacon theme song to “Rubber Ducky You’re Number One”.
7. Maximals and Predacons do not originate from iPods.
8. I will not ask Silverbolt if he’s worried about the black widow’s mating habits.
9. Mortein does not constitute chemical warfare.
10. I will not drink a round every time Megatron says “Yesss”, even if I want to be insanely drunk.
11. When my commander wants to see me I'll say "Yes sir" and not "You can't prove anything".
12. The Vok are not pan-dimensional beings from another universe who turn into mice.
-Their experiment isn’t a giant supercomputer commonly mistaken as a planet called Earth.
--Jack and Una don’t know squat about the meaning of 42.
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13...why do I get 13? 
13. I will not repeat NOT tell Rhinox green is not his colour
14. I will not tell Cheetor and Tigatron how cats really keep themselves clean
15. I will not let Rampage give me a hug...ever
cool this is fun! go Lady O! who's got some more? its early in the morning and im tired and iv got work to do... lol *yawns, stretches and hits someone in face* oops...sorry...
13. I will not repeat NOT tell Rhinox green is not his colour
14. I will not tell Cheetor and Tigatron how cats really keep themselves clean
15. I will not let Rampage give me a hug...ever
cool this is fun! go Lady O! who's got some more? its early in the morning and im tired and iv got work to do... lol *yawns, stretches and hits someone in face* oops...sorry...
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Greet-- *is slapped in the face* ow...
I'll forgive you, but only because you're tired
lol.
16: I will not tell any characters that this is just a TV show
- I will however leave a note on every stasis pod I find.
17: I will not help Scorpinok screw up on the invention THE VIRAL MIND
- I will give Optimus a hocky mask and machete when he's under it.
18: If Rhinox is dependant on coffee, I will not take it away.
19: I will not tell Tigatron that tigers try to eat falcons.
20: I will not use Starscream's spark as a baseball.
- I can't use Starscream's spark as a baseball.
21: I will not play the 'Mission Impossible' theme when Rattrap is infiltrating Sentinal.
22: The alien devices are not toys.
- Inferno's fire blaster is.
23: placing 'Kick Me' signs on Rampage is not smart
- getting someone else to do it is.
24: Kidnapping early humans before snack time is a definate no-no.
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I'll forgive you, but only because you're tired
lol.16: I will not tell any characters that this is just a TV show
- I will however leave a note on every stasis pod I find.
17: I will not help Scorpinok screw up on the invention THE VIRAL MIND
- I will give Optimus a hocky mask and machete when he's under it.
18: If Rhinox is dependant on coffee, I will not take it away.
19: I will not tell Tigatron that tigers try to eat falcons.
20: I will not use Starscream's spark as a baseball.
- I can't use Starscream's spark as a baseball.
21: I will not play the 'Mission Impossible' theme when Rattrap is infiltrating Sentinal.
22: The alien devices are not toys.
- Inferno's fire blaster is.
23: placing 'Kick Me' signs on Rampage is not smart
- getting someone else to do it is.
24: Kidnapping early humans before snack time is a definate no-no.
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Thanks Jagna! Hope you and Wicked Woman both recover
28. Silverbolt isn’t a Hippogriph.
-Nor am I to call him Buckbeak.
29. I will not lock Rattrap and Dinobot together in the same room for entertainment purposes.
-Nor for the purpose of betting on the winner.
--In fact, I will act under the assumption that I want the both of them to stay alive and not lock them in together at all.
30. The following do not work on Rampage: crucifixes, holy water, silver bullets or repeats of the Teletubbies.
31. When a new transformer comes online I will not greet it with “OhmiGod what is that thing?!”
32. There is no such thing as a were-Cheetor.
33. Tarantulus’s lair may be shielded from energon, hidden in a remote location and underground but that doesn’t mean I can throw wild parties there.
34. Tigatron and Airazor didn’t leave the Maximals to found Greenpeace.
28. Silverbolt isn’t a Hippogriph.
-Nor am I to call him Buckbeak.
29. I will not lock Rattrap and Dinobot together in the same room for entertainment purposes.
-Nor for the purpose of betting on the winner.
--In fact, I will act under the assumption that I want the both of them to stay alive and not lock them in together at all.
30. The following do not work on Rampage: crucifixes, holy water, silver bullets or repeats of the Teletubbies.
31. When a new transformer comes online I will not greet it with “OhmiGod what is that thing?!”
32. There is no such thing as a were-Cheetor.
33. Tarantulus’s lair may be shielded from energon, hidden in a remote location and underground but that doesn’t mean I can throw wild parties there.
34. Tigatron and Airazor didn’t leave the Maximals to found Greenpeace.
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35. Helping Rattrap to pull a prank on Dinobot is not a good idea.
--Neither is helping Dinobot get revenge on the rat.
36. Silverbolt doesn't want a flea collar.
37. Using Rattrap's vehicle mode as a taxi is not a good idea.
38. Trying to wrench Rhinox away from his computer will get you nowhere but the CR chamber.
39. Saying "shut the bloody hell up" while Optimus is doing one of his speeches is not a good idea.
40. Don't try to replace Megatron's ducky with a little Optimus doll
--Neither is helping Dinobot get revenge on the rat.
36. Silverbolt doesn't want a flea collar.
37. Using Rattrap's vehicle mode as a taxi is not a good idea.
38. Trying to wrench Rhinox away from his computer will get you nowhere but the CR chamber.
39. Saying "shut the bloody hell up" while Optimus is doing one of his speeches is not a good idea.
40. Don't try to replace Megatron's ducky with a little Optimus doll
His last words were a shame: "Hey there is light at the and of the tunnel." Unfortunately it was a train.
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--If my assumption is that there will be hot interfacing action going on, I will resist the temptation regardless.29. I will not lock Rattrap and Dinobot together in the same room for entertainment purposes.
-Nor for the purpose of betting on the winner.
--In fact, I will act under the assumption that I want the both of them to stay alive and not lock them in together at all.
I will not give Depth Charge a Rampage action figure, nor will I give Rampage a Depth Charge action figure.
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xD Ohh dear.... Let me try....
43. I am not allowed to steal Megatron's globe thingy and scream "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!"
-- He caught me the last three times
44. I am not allowed to let Rampage eat Tarantulas
--No matter how much he wants to see what spider tastes like
45. I am not supposed to tease Quickstrike's snake arm so he'll argue with it
--But I do anyway
46. Black Arachnia does not appreciate free undergarments
-- Even if she does look indecent
47. I will NOT bother Rampage while he's sleeping
-- I value staying whole
48. I am not allowed to follow Depth Charge around asking for hugs
-- When he's asleep is best
49. Tarantulas doesn't like being chased with a can of Raid
-- Even if he IS a big icky bug
50. Inferno's flamethrower is not for toasting marshmellows
-- But good for campfires!
*giggles insanely* Most of this stuff we've mentioned could be on the "DO NOT DO" List the Beast Warriors have drawn up for Starath... only she never remembers it all... xD
This list would make a good comprehensive "NO" guide for BW fans. It'd make an awesome fic lol.
--Starath
43. I am not allowed to steal Megatron's globe thingy and scream "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!"
-- He caught me the last three times
44. I am not allowed to let Rampage eat Tarantulas
--No matter how much he wants to see what spider tastes like
45. I am not supposed to tease Quickstrike's snake arm so he'll argue with it
--But I do anyway
46. Black Arachnia does not appreciate free undergarments
-- Even if she does look indecent
47. I will NOT bother Rampage while he's sleeping
-- I value staying whole
48. I am not allowed to follow Depth Charge around asking for hugs
-- When he's asleep is best
49. Tarantulas doesn't like being chased with a can of Raid
-- Even if he IS a big icky bug
50. Inferno's flamethrower is not for toasting marshmellows
-- But good for campfires!
*giggles insanely* Most of this stuff we've mentioned could be on the "DO NOT DO" List the Beast Warriors have drawn up for Starath... only she never remembers it all... xD
This list would make a good comprehensive "NO" guide for BW fans. It'd make an awesome fic lol.
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I've got a few, not sure if they good or what. 
51. I will not try and put the Golden Disc into the DVD player.
* It might work even better in the CD player.
52. Nor will I use the Golden Disc as a frisbee to play fetch with Silverbolt.
*1. He will not see the fun you can have by throwing it into a pond and letting him get it out, only to throw it back in again.
*2. Waspinater will do it without question.
53. It is best not to follow Silverbolt around asking to stroke his wings.
* Do it when Blackarachinia is nowhere in sight.
54. Having drawings of the Predacons cosplaying as Japanese High School girls, is good for honest blackmail. *Evil grin*
55. When wanting to play a boardgame with Rattrap, do not pull out the MouseTrap box. It is also not a good idea to name all the mouse pieces "Rattrap Juinors".
56. If you want to freak out Cheetor or Waspinater for kicks, go up to him and stare at him for a few mintunes. If he asks why you are staring at him, just inform him that you see Cheese People and walk away.
* You could try this with the others if you wish, I'm not stopping you
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There's my ideas, I suck I know.
51. I will not try and put the Golden Disc into the DVD player.
* It might work even better in the CD player.
52. Nor will I use the Golden Disc as a frisbee to play fetch with Silverbolt.
*1. He will not see the fun you can have by throwing it into a pond and letting him get it out, only to throw it back in again.
*2. Waspinater will do it without question.
53. It is best not to follow Silverbolt around asking to stroke his wings.
* Do it when Blackarachinia is nowhere in sight.
54. Having drawings of the Predacons cosplaying as Japanese High School girls, is good for honest blackmail. *Evil grin*
55. When wanting to play a boardgame with Rattrap, do not pull out the MouseTrap box. It is also not a good idea to name all the mouse pieces "Rattrap Juinors".
56. If you want to freak out Cheetor or Waspinater for kicks, go up to him and stare at him for a few mintunes. If he asks why you are staring at him, just inform him that you see Cheese People and walk away.
* You could try this with the others if you wish, I'm not stopping you
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There's my ideas, I suck I know.
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Hilarious! Is Silverbolt your favorite character then?52. Nor will I use the Golden Disc as a frisbee to play fetch with Silverbolt.
*1. He will not see the fun you can have by throwing it into a pond and letting him get it out, only to throw it back in again.
*2. Waspinater will do it without question.
53. It is best not to follow Silverbolt around asking to stroke his wings.
* Do it when Blackarachinia is nowhere in sight.
Another thing, I probably should give you fair warning that after a thread has been unresponded to for a few months, it's suggested to not comment on it. On that note, I realize I am also commenting on this thread. Hmmm...
See ya' later.
I understand... you are, after all, a predacon.
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hehehe. I know there's a rule against reviving old almost dead topics but since someone else posted here I decided to post something too.
57: I will not paint the faces of the Autobots and Decepticons in the Ark just because I know they can't do anything about it.
58: I will not set up Airazor and Terrorsaur on a blind date just for kicks
59: I won't give Rampage a kitten.
*He might eat it.
60: Stasis pods don't make good sleds
61: I will not use the vok for Halloween decorations.
62: I will not steal Infernos flamethrower and use it to torch my worst enemies house.
57: I will not paint the faces of the Autobots and Decepticons in the Ark just because I know they can't do anything about it.
58: I will not set up Airazor and Terrorsaur on a blind date just for kicks
59: I won't give Rampage a kitten.
*He might eat it.
60: Stasis pods don't make good sleds
61: I will not use the vok for Halloween decorations.
62: I will not steal Infernos flamethrower and use it to torch my worst enemies house.
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The stench of decay and death surround us as the resurrected thread begins to lurch forward with a guttural moan.
didn't have anything productive to add, but I couldn't resist an overly dramatic narration #sigh sometimes I feel I really am Silver #
Although addendum for 61. or use them as cool hood ornaments for the Darksyde
didn't have anything productive to add, but I couldn't resist an overly dramatic narration #sigh sometimes I feel I really am Silver
#Although addendum for 61. or use them as cool hood ornaments for the Darksyde
It's ok sir. I'll be fine...
Just listen to your commander, bonebrain!
Yes dear...
Just listen to your commander, bonebrain!
Yes dear...
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LoL! Let me have a go! (Sorry if there's some Beast Machines and G1 Refferences...)
63. I will not use the golden disks for cymbals
*Even though it would be SO worth it...
64. I will not make a hologram of Botanica making out with Dinobot and put it in Rattrap's room and put it on repeat all night
*Though I feel reeeeeeeeeally tempted to do so.
65. I will not sneak aboard the ARK and scribble all over G1 Megs' face
*Though it would be hilarious to see BW Megs with a moustache and goofy, thick-rimmed coke bottle glasses and a bowler hat.
66. I will not shove silverbolt into a hot tub with anti-flea shampoo mixed into it
*Though it would be nice to see what happens if i told him I was actually giving him a flea bath.
67: I will not replace dinobot's sword with a sqeaky one.
*then again, I will not blame Rattrap for it.
68. I will not put Inferno and G1 Soundwave in a coliseum and let them duke it out for both G1 and BW Megs.
*though I would give Rampy front seat tickets.
69. I will not make an Edd, Ed n' Eddy style BW Parody and make Optimus Ed (the stupid, yet lovable, one). He'll only get pissed off.
*Though I'm gonna do it anyways.
70. I will not try to steal the weapons of every beast warrior I see.
*Though it would be fun to play with Ferny's flamethrower/missile launcher thingy...
71. I will not call Transmutate a retard, ugly or alien. It's just plain mean.
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63. I will not use the golden disks for cymbals
*Even though it would be SO worth it...
64. I will not make a hologram of Botanica making out with Dinobot and put it in Rattrap's room and put it on repeat all night
*Though I feel reeeeeeeeeally tempted to do so.
65. I will not sneak aboard the ARK and scribble all over G1 Megs' face
*Though it would be hilarious to see BW Megs with a moustache and goofy, thick-rimmed coke bottle glasses and a bowler hat.
66. I will not shove silverbolt into a hot tub with anti-flea shampoo mixed into it
*Though it would be nice to see what happens if i told him I was actually giving him a flea bath.
67: I will not replace dinobot's sword with a sqeaky one.
*then again, I will not blame Rattrap for it.
68. I will not put Inferno and G1 Soundwave in a coliseum and let them duke it out for both G1 and BW Megs.
*though I would give Rampy front seat tickets.
69. I will not make an Edd, Ed n' Eddy style BW Parody and make Optimus Ed (the stupid, yet lovable, one). He'll only get pissed off.
*Though I'm gonna do it anyways.
70. I will not try to steal the weapons of every beast warrior I see.
*Though it would be fun to play with Ferny's flamethrower/missile launcher thingy...
71. I will not call Transmutate a retard, ugly or alien. It's just plain mean.
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