Beast Wars Red vs. Blue Style

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:36 pm

I've thought about making some Beast Wars Red vs Blue style comics, but I've haven't had the motivation to do so. He're a scirpt verison of one i'm considering.

Title: Halo and Veto

(Pretend that the Beast Warriors mentioned here are playing Halo on Xbox Live)

Dinobot: Hey guys.

Cheetor: Dinobot, go blue.

Dinobot: Oh right. Sorry I'm late, I'had to- Wait, Scorponok is the party leader?

Scorponok: Alright is everyone ready?

Dinobot: Why is Scorpnok the party leader?

Megatron: He got here first. He sent the invite.

Dinobot: No. No Scorponok. He always makes us play some rediclously complicated custom game.

Scorponok: Okay, this game is called Blindfold. Everyoen starts with dual plasma pistles and a flamethrower, with no ammo.

Dinobot: NO!

Scorponok: Speed is 3000%

Cheetor: Oh come on Scorponok....

Scorponok: If you get hit with a green weapon like the plasma pistle, you have to hold you Xbox controler upside down untill you get with a blue weapon like the plasma rifle.

Dinobot: What?!

Scorponok: But if you're in a bubble shield, which is yellow and you get hit with a plasma rifle which is blue and then the yellow and blue make green, so-

Cheetor: Can't we just play Slayer?

Scorponok: No No, this is fun. We played for like 6 megacycles last night. You're gonna love it.

Cheetor: Slayer! Slayer!

Megatron: Why it's called blindfold?

Scorponok: Because everytime someone shoots you with a needler, you have to close one eye.

Dinobot: No because it's just as much funas standing in front of a firing squad. What?! No! Who started the game?! Scorponok we don't wanna play this! Everybody veto! Veto! Terrorsaur veto!

Terrorsaur: I can't. I'm in Scorponok room. We're playing sliptscreen. If I veto, he'll kick me out.

Dinobot: Come on we need one more! Who didn't veto! Rattrap did you vote?!

Cheetor: He hasn't said anything in a while I don't think he's there.

Dinobot: Rattrap! Rattrap! Rattrap! Rattrap!

Scorponok: Okay, I got it set on 5 rounds. 30 cycles a round.

Dinobot: Rattrap come on!

Rattrap: Hey, I'm back. What's up Chopperface?

Dinobot: Rattrap where were you?

Rattrap: I was getting some energon? So what are we playing?

Cheetor: Don't even ask...

Rattrap: Why is Scorponok the party leader? Blindfold! Aww man, I hate this game. We played for like 30 megacycles last night. Everybody veto! Veto!

Megatron, Cheetor, and Dinobot: Too late!

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:19 am

Ha ha ha ha!

A little out of character,but I can just see this...

That would make a pretty funny comic!

I like the script!

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:11 am

Yeah, I know it's a little OOC but that what makes it funny. Like I said, I would like to make Beast Wars comics based off some of my favortie Red vs. Blue moments, but with some of the dialog tweaked a little to sound a little more tranformerish.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:36 am

I would pay good money to watch Dinobot and Rattrap beat up Skorponok(or however you spell it) in a veto.

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:50 am

That would be funny. I know for Halloween, I wanted to do the Zombie Plan one, but I couldn't find the motivation to do it. Here's how it would have went.

Terrorsaur: Hey Scorponok, nobody likes like.

Scorponok: What are you talking about? Everybody likes me.

Terrorsaur: No, everybody hates you. You don't fit in.

Scorponok: I think I fit in just fine.

Terrorsaur: Okay, then what's you zombie plan?

Scorponok: My what?

Terrorsaur: A zombie plan. There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who have a plan for when the zombies take over the planet and thoses who don't. We call those last people dinner.

Scorponok: Nobody does that.

Terrorsaur: In my zombie plan, I'm going to Alaska. Because zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze like corpsesislces. It's brillant!

Scorponok: No body else thinks about stuff!

Terrorsaur: Hey Inferno!

Inferno: What?!

Terrorsaur: What's you zombie plan?!

Inferno: I have 2 weeks worth of food stored in the attic. I climb up and pull the ladder up with me!

Terrosaur: What?! Then what happens after the 2 weeks?

Inferno: I'm keeping that to myself. I can't risk you getting infected and knowing what I'm doing.

Scorponok: Oh come on!

Inferno: You still doing Alaska?

Terrorsaur: You know it!

Inferno: Good luck with that Terrorsaur!

Terrorsaur: Good luck to you too Inferno!

Scorponok: Are you guys brain damaged?

Megatron: What are you guys yammering about?

Scorponok: Megatron, do you have a Quote, "Zombie Plan" , Unquote.

Megatron: A zombie plan? Of course not.

Scorponok: See I told ya.

Megatron: I have 37 different zombie plans!

Terrorsaur: Wow! Now that's preperation. I'm actually impressed Megatron.

Megatron: Don't be you slagger, in 36 of the 37 plans I use your corpse as bait so that I can make my escape from the legions of the undead.

Terrorsaur: *sighs* At least I know there's one plan where I-

Megatron: And in my 37th plan, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, just so I can devouler you. Yeesss

Scorponok: With all the promblems in the world I can't believe you spend this much time thinking about- (They all here moaning and groaning) What's that?

Megatron: Holy Primus! They Maximals have been infected!

Inferno: If anyone needs me I'll be in the attic! *runs*

Terrorsaur: Hello Juno! *Runs off*

Megatron: Terrorsaur, you get back here! I need you for most of my plans! Oh Scorponok, do you wanna help me out with something?

Scorponok: Er, No...O_o

(With the Maximals pretending to be zombies)

Rattrap: Hey Chopperface, how long do we keep this up?

Dinobot: When they go into hiding, glad the disk and run.

Cheetor: Brian...I want Brian...

Rattrap: Cheetor, it's brains, not Brian!

Cheetor: Oop! Sorry, I must have read the scirpt wrong. Moaning! Moaning!

Airazor: Shut up you guys! They're gonna here us!

Rattrap: Hey Airazor, I bet it's been a while since you had some fresh meat.

Airazor: Up yours!

Rattrap: Bow Chicka Wow Ugghhhhhh!

Inferno:

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:02 pm

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mercy,mercy! *Gets control of self,feels awkward* You...didn't see that.

This reminds me of something I did last year. I wish I could find it now... I planned how to escape,when zombies took over the world,on paper. I also made a list of all the things I'd need.

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:40 pm

Really, I did haven't thought of a good zombie plan.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:14 pm

I also made a paper on how to turn one's sparkling into a purple people eater!

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:34 pm

This was a cartoon I planned to make for Halloween,but didn't,because I draw lousy Transmetals.

It's a one pannel. And yes,Dinobot and TM2 are standing next to each other.

In the front are Rattrap and Waspinator . Behind them,Cheetor,Airrazor, and Inferno. Behind them(All of this is from left to right) Me,Dinobot,TM2 Dinobot.

Everyone is in robot mode. TM2 is the only one not wearing a costume.

Rattrap is dressed as a S.W.A.T. trooper,Waspinator is an angel. Cheetor is Luke Skywalker,Airrazor is Leia,Inferno is a Comando. Dinobot is the Grim Reaper(How DO you spell that?

),and I am G1 Thundercracker(Just like in real life).

The *'s indicate what a character is thinking.
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Rattrap:...But the real fun is when ya go out after dark and blow da stupid pumpkins...

Waspinator:Szzzzweeeetzzzzzz!

Cheetor:Rattrap,that's against the law...

Airrazor:

*Guys*

Inferno:(Slaps forhead)

TM2 Dinobot:Why don't I have a costume?

Dinobot:Because you don't need one,glitchead!

Razorclaw:

*Crud,this happens every year...*
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Ah,it's such a pitty we never actualy take the time to make these!

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:52 pm

Yeah, and why do I think there some irony behind Dinobot being the grim reaper?

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:12 pm

Well,I put some though into it while creating it,and there are two things behind Dinobot's costume:1.It matches his personality

,2.No one can reconize him in it,thus saving him from much embarassment.

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:56 pm

Ah.

Sky: (Comes by dressed like Aerith from FF7) Hi DB. <3

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:57 pm

Dinobot:

YOU! What? How?! *Spark attack*
(He's supprised that you reconized him underneath his costume)
Of course,when you're at least eight feet tall,it's a little hard not to be reconized,even in a long,black,hooded cloak.

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:18 pm

Hey you two!

Me: (enters, dressed as Darth Vader) (to Inferno) Hello, Commander. (to Cheetor) Luke. I am your Father... sister's uncle's stepdad's daughter's daughter's daughter twice removed.

Cheetor: (scratches head)....uh doesn't that make you my sister or something?

Me: SILENCE. (mechanical breathing.)

Waspy: Waspinator not like lizard-bot's costume.

(DB's optics turn green and DBII's laser optic zooms in on Waspinator)

Together: WHAT?!?

Waspy: Gulp.

~

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Really cool plots da botha ya! You gotta make a comic of dose, 'specially da zombie plan one! Buwhahahahaha!

-Dinotor

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:34 pm

LOL Yeah I make make that those comic if i ever find the motivation to do so.