The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest 

Scene 11 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By: Lady Scale

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




INTRO: We see MorganaMP in the giant jar she’s held captive in, looking mean at the passers. 

*RIIIIING! RIIIIIING!* [A mobile phone rings.] 

Morg: “Ah, a transmittion.” ::she opens the comm. link:: 

VoldemortARR: “The Dark Lord to Morgana-“ (we hear static)  

Morg: ::she hits her own helmet:: (we hear the BarneyARR song) ::she hits it again:: (the cannel straightens) 

V: “-obtain the playing card and destroy the T-rex! And when I say ‘destroy the T-rex’, I mean kill him viciously and painfully!” (the message ends) 

Morg: ::looking pleased:: “A mission!” ::does the evil smile and she rubs her hands together:: “Hehe. I’m all a tingle…” 

WITH THE GOOD GUYS: We see our heroes, TM2 Db, Sapphire, Rattrap, MimeMP and SmarandaMP with the Megatron soup in the huge eyedropper, going in one of the rooms in The TowerMP. 

SmarandaMP: “Here we are in the I-can’t-tell-you-what room.” ::to Mime:: “Take care of this, okay?” ::gives her the eyedropper:: 

Mime: “Affirmative.” 

TM2 Db: “By the way, when you bring Megatron back, can you make him 20% stupider?” 

Megs: “I heard that.” 

Sm: ::goes around a table filled with tools:: “Okay, what are we discussing?” ::stirs a pink chemical from the table:: “It’s not about the NeopetsARR, is it?”  

Sapph: “Neopets?” 

Sm: :3 “Because they’re not really ‘pets’… anymore.” ::takes a sip of the pink chemical:: 

TM2 Db: “Tell us about the ‘Eye of Sargeras’ARR.” 

Sm: ::spits out the chemical again::  

[They look at her weirdly.] 

Sm: ::looks mean at them:: “How do you know of that? I never heard of it in my entire life.” 

RT: “Big banana told us.” 

Sm: *shrug* ::steps around the room:: “What is the POINT!!- of making the blues smear?” 

RT: ::sniffs the chemical:: 

Sm: ::searches a cabinet:: “Alright, alright. This tape will explain everything.”  

TM2 Db: ::gestures towards the screen so that Sapphire and Rattrap will look at it:: 

[A screen formed on the wall, and a video started with the title saying “This is an official VR public defense film” and a ‘strikethrough’ that said it was top secret, then G1 Optimus PrimeARR appeared on the screen.] 

OP: “Greetings, Optimus Primal. If you’re watching this, you are aware that the worlds in the VR are indeed in grave danger. The dark lord, Voldemort, is in hot pursuit of the Eye of Sargeras gem, a supernatural artifact. It is his goal to turn the VR population into brainless slaves to manufacture shoddy goods, and then turn the people back so they will buy the stuff.-“ 

Megatron: ::is turned back by a laser zap:: 0_o “Unbelievable!” 

OP: “Unbelievable you may say. This is your mission Primal, find it and destroy it. Save the worlds connected to the VR, and remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste…” 

[The screen then shows a text saying “You saw nothing.” and the screen goes blank.] 

RT: “Sah’ ‘dat’s why ‘dose guys got Big Banana. If ‘ah go aftah’ ‘dah gem, ‘dah bad guys will go aftah’ me an’-“ 

TM2 Db: >_@ “Stop! Pause! Your not seriously thinking of-“ 

Sm: ::cuts in:: T_T “-taking over Primal’s mission?!? 

RT: o_o() “Uh… Yeah…” 

Sm: :3 “Well that’s alright!” 

TM2 Db&Sapph: “What?!” 

Sm: >_> “Look, rat. If you’re going on a spy mission, you’ll need spy stuff.” 

RT: “’Dah high tech’ spy gadgets,’yah mean?” 

Sm: ::types in a security code on a panel on a wall:: 

Sm: “Yes.” 

[The wall opens up to reveal rows and rows of huge high tech weapons.] 

RT: O.O “WHOA! Wow! Oh yeah! ‘Dat’s great! Do ‘ah use all ‘dis stuff?” 

Sm: :3 “Nope.” (the wall closes up again) ::puts a sticky note on the panel:: “Your stuff is over here.” 

RT: >_> “Uh… But ‘ah really liked ‘de…” 

Sm: ::gives him a mobile phone:: :3 “Alright. Looks like an ordinary cell phone, right? Reline calling, voice dialing, downloadable ring tone,…“  

*Beeb-a-beep-a-Breeeep!* 

Sapph: ::shows her phone:: “My cell-phone does all that…” 

Sm: “-Super conducting electromagnet,…“  

[The phone immediately sticks to Rattrap’s chest.] 

Sm: “-Oops. Sorry. Okay, GPS with mapping software, chip calculator, Gameboy-“ 

Megs: ::buts in:: “Gameboy?!” (a laser cuts off his head and he hits the floor) 

Sm: :3 “-High powered laser, hydro-carbonate repelling line with jet propelled micro-grabbling hook,…”  

BACKGROUND: Megatron’s body is searching for his head. 

Sm: “Scalp shiner… You always want to look your best…” 

RT: ^_^() 

[Megs’s head is still on the floor.] 

M-Head: ::to his body:: “Get over here, you idiot!” (body goes the other way) “Nooo. Cold. Cold.” (body gets closer) “Harm. Harmer-“ 

TM2 Db: ::kicks Megatron’s head:: 

M-Head: “HEY!!” 

IN ANOTHER ROOM: We see Raptra scrubbing a Xenomorph facehugger through a glass casing. 

*CRASH!* 

R: <_< … >_> ::goes back to scrubbing:: 

BACK: Mime comes up with a small jet pack. 

Mime: “Would this suffice?” 

Sm: :3 “Excellent!” 

RT: “Wow.” 

Sm: “And comfy too. Plus with liquid hydrogen rockets in here and here…” 

M: (pulled himself together) ::takes the pack:: “Give me that! Yesss. So, Stitching… Nuclear powered cross pad?” ::pushes a button:: (he goes flying) “AAAAAAAAYYEEEEEE!!!” 

Sm: :3 “He’ll come down in a moment…” 

IN THE ‘JAR’ ROOM: Morgana cuts open the glass of the jar she’s captive in with her claws. And nobody in the room was even noticing. 

Morg: ::walks up casually to the other jars:: “Wake up, minions. Time to wreak mayhem in the cause of evil!” ::cuts open the jars to the other banished characters:: 

BACK WITH THE GOODIES: 

TM2 Db: “One last question. What is the deal with this card?” ::shows it to Smaranda:: 

Sm: “Well. That is the map of what lies behind her view.” 

All: 0_o “What?!” 

Sm: “Ask L.S. She coded the thin-” 0_0 

[We see a blast door that opened to let in Zombie Nova, the Predator, the Zerg, and Clone Kyra.] 

RT: ::thumb-points:: “Don’ look now, but weah’ have company…” 

Predator: *growl*  

ZNova: “Destroy the humans…” 

Zerg: *HISSSSS!!* 

M: O_O “YIPE!! Banished characters!” 

CKyra: *ROOOOAAAAAARRR!!* 

ZNova: ::zombie walk and takes out her spear:: “Exterminate them…” 

Sm: -_- “Great. I knew this day would come.” ::pushes a button what says ‘Push only in case This Day Comes’:: 

[Alarms go off.] 

LO: “Emergency shutdown activated. Force barriers imminent in 30 seconds.” 

[All the FevraVonars there run for cover.] 

Predator: ::throws its disk at them:: 

RT&Sapph: ::dodge it:: 

Morg: “The playing card, now!” ::holds out her hand:: 

Megs: “I’ll take that! Yoink!” ::gets it from Rattrap and jets out:: “Gang way! Hero coming through! Oh Yeeesss!” 

[The other banished characters are wrecking the place.] 

Sapph: ::sees the Xeno facehugger leaping towards her:: 0_0 “EEK!” ::grabs it when it was about to touch her face:: 

WITH MEGS: He’s going around Clone Kyra, the Zerg, and the Predator, Morgana chasing after him. 

Morg: “Halt and be fricassee!” 

[Both Clone Kyra, the Zerg and the Predator killed each other when they went through them.] 

ZNova: “Must CONSUME!” 

TM2 Db: ::opens a panel on Nova’s back and puts a box of popcorn in it:: “Yum yum.” ::closes the lid:: 

[A flood of popcorn begins popping in Nova’s space casket.] 

RT: ::gets the facehugger away from Sapphire and throws it in a fire:: 

XFH: *SQUEAK!* 

TM2 Db: ::sipping some cola:: “Isn’t it time to enjoy a cold soda at the stand?” 

[Zombie Nova’s casket is now full of popcorn.] 

LO: “…10…9…8…” 

Sapph&RT: ::hold on to each other, scared:: 

LO: “7…6…” 

Megs: ::at one of the closing portals:: “Hey people! The bus is leaving!” 

LO: “5…4…” 

[TM2 Dinobot, Sapphire and Rattrap run to the portal.] 

Morg: “HALT!!” ::shoots at them but misses:: 

LO: “3…2…1.” 

[They leap through the portal just in the nick of time.] 

End of Scene 11