The VR’s Most Hilarious Quest 
By: Lady Scale

Disclaimer: 1) ^ARR stands for ‘All Rights Reserved’, which means the character/object belongs to it’s respective owner, and not mine. ^MP (or ^MY for that matter) stands for ‘My Property’ which means that the object/character belongs to me. But in general, almost nothing from this fic-series belongs to me, not even the plot.

2) General plot of some characters: Megatron agreed on this ‘cause I threatened him I would revoke his industry check… and his rubber ducky. + he is doped with the ‘Looney Pills’ and is half Rattrap’s size for safety reasons.  

 


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Scene 2 

INTRO: We see the inside of an ordinary room with a table with a pot of flowers on it. 

*BOOM* 

[A huge hole forms on the wall due to the explosion, them Rattrap^ARR runs in and jumps on the table, but he slips and falls on his back] 

RT: “Uh… Can ah’ try ‘dat again?” 

Smaranda^MP(Directors assistant): ::facepalms:: “No, I’ll find another rat to play this movie. Now get out of here before I eat you!” 

[Screen freezes] {TM2 Db: Smaranda is Scale’s cat, immortalized to be a random FevraVonar, holding the function of ‘director’s assistant’.} [Screen unfreezes] 

RT: “Ahright! Ahright! Sheesh…” ::gets off the set:: 

[We see the outside of studio 28, where Rattrap, looking smug, is going back to his security cop post.] 

Depth Charge^ARR: “Hi, Mouse. Screwed up again?” 

RT: “Yeah...” 

DC: ::looking at the big poster of Optimus Primal^ARR starring in a film:: “You know, Primal’ll get you a job like his anytime…” 

RT: “Nah. I like my job…” 

DC: “Btw, L.S. mentioned you this morning.” 

RT: “Really? What?” 

DC: ::gives him a cloth:: “She said ‘don’t forget the Ninja Turtle^ARR wax’.” 

[We see Rattrap giving a wax job to G1 Sunstreak’s^ARR car mode in front of the Meeting Office^MP where Sapphire^ARR is still dragging Megatron^ARR.] 

Sapph: “Dead megalomaniac walking!” (back to Megs) “Look! Your banished and that’s final!” 

M: “NO! You can’t banish me, I must live my life! Children, a loving wife, good shoes!” 

RT: ::puts down the cloth:: “Hey! Hyah, Sapph’!”

Sapph: “Oh, hi, Rattrap! How are things?” 

M: ::tries to wiggle out of her grasp:: “Ugh. Some grip, Miss…” 

Sunstreak: “Hey! Now don’t forget that spot on my bumper.” 

RT: ::ignores him:: “Nah. Got reject’ again…” 

Sapph: “Too bad…” 

M: “Hey! I’m still begging here! Oh yeeeesss… No one can’t keep me from my reputation and my… um… uh…” ::facepalms:: 

RT: “Hold it. ‘Ya just fired Mega-butt?”  

M: “I heard that…” 

Sapph: “Uh, I didn’t, well, I did, uh… ” ::points back to the ‘Meeting Office’:: “She did. I-“ 

RT: “Oh yeah, you where just following orders, right?” 

Sapph: “Yes- uh, I mean no- I…” 

[Megs has the curse cloud over his head, but then he gets the idea light-bulb. He sees that their not looking, and he screws his hand off, replaces it with a spare, and runs off] 

RT: “Heh. So, about Gad’zzila ‘dhere?” 

Sapph: “Huh?” 

RT: ::Squeezes an ‘invisible rubber duck’:: “Quack! Quack! Yah’ know.” 

Sapph: “Oh, yeah, the banishing thing… Okay, now I have to banish Megs here.” 

RT: “Uh… What Megs?” 

Sapph: “Huh?” 

RT: “He’s gone…” 

[Sapphire notices she’s got only a piece of Megs in her hand and gasps] 

Sapph: 0_0 “He’s escaped!” <_< “Well, what are you waiting for, ‘back-up’?” 

RT: “Ahright! Ahright, but-” 

[We hear a whistle, and both Sapphire and Rattrap turn their heads to its source, which is Megs in beast mode.] 

M: “Yoohooo, over here! Catch me if you can! Oh yeeeesssss.” ::jets off:: 

RT: “Ah’ll go get ‘im.” ::turns to his dragster mode and goes after Megs:: 

Sapph: ^_^ * “My hero…” 

Sunsteak: “Hey! What about my wax job? Why I outta’-!” ::opens his driver’s seat door:: “Get in, missie’!” 

Sapph: (is scooped in) “Eeep!” 

[Rattrap chases after Megs, sometimes bumping into people through the crowd, weal Sunstreak chases them.] 

RT: (looses Meg’s trail) ::searches:: “Meeeggs! Hey! Mega-dork, whered’ja go?!” 

Passing tourists: “Check it out, it’s Rattrap! Oh, and there is Beast Wars Megatron!” 

M: ::kicks RT from behind:: “Hey! Over here, rodent! Quick! After me!” ::runs:: 

RT: -.-* “Oooh, NOW ‘yar gonna’ get it!” ::goes after him::  

[Kiramash^MP, in her bus mode is going by with a load of tourists] 

Kira: “People, if you look to your right, you can see the police going after a newly-banished Beast Wars character.” 

RT: “’Ey! Get back ‘ere! Now! Quit-Listen! STOP! GOTCHA’!!” 

[Rattrap actually goes through Megs, witch in turn, disappears.] 

M: (Is using one of G1 Hound’s^ARR holograms) ::throws it back in his driver’s seat:: “Thanks, bud’!”  

H: “Zzzzz-wha’-huh?” 

RT: “’Yo! STOP! Ya’ hear me?!” 

M: ::goes under October’s^MP big dress:: “Coming through!” 

Oc: ::holding her dress down:: “Eek!” 

M: (wearing the panties he stole from October) ::poses in front of a mirror:: “Oh yeeeeesssss., I’m so hot!”  

RT: ::spots him:: “Hey! You ‘dere!” 

M: 00 ::notices:: “Whops!” ::scats, leaving the panties behind::  

M: (goes trough a crowd of FevraVonars^MP) “Excuse me! Pardon me! One side! Coming through! Head them off at the pass, …girls!” ::does police radio impression:: (insert police siren) “Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Police unit in hot pursuit of little purple tyrant!” 

[They go through a curtain that says ‘Set nr. 7’ which turned out to be in use, and they go down what is a make-believe fire escape of a building in what looks like Las Vegas, destroying a lot of stuff in their path.] 

RT: ::accidentally roves off the fire escape:: “AAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!” ::lands on a huge air-bag:: 

Mime^MP: “Hey! That’s not right! CUT!” 

[Screen freezes] {TM2 Db: Mime is a random FevraVonar that transforms into a panda bear. She holds the function of antivirus security for LiteOn.} [Screen unfreezes] 

RT: ::gets off the bag:: “Sorry!” ::roves off:: 

Mime: ::yells after him:: “YOU! THAT AIR BAG COST A LOT OF MONEY!! YOU HEAR ME??!!!” 

RT: “Tell me something I don’t know!!” 

M: ::sings the ‘Viva Las Vegas’ song:: “Oh, Vivaaaaa, Las Vegas!” ::looks behind:: “Don’t follow me, oh yeeeeessss, hehe!” ::whaps into a street lamp:: @_@ “Dough…” ::falls flat:: 

RT: ::Transforms and looks at the actors:: “’Scuse me. Ah’ve been after dis guy.” ::looks up:: “Sorry Spidey.” 

[On the top of the block-of-flats, there’s Spider-Man^ARR holding Spydrana^MP in his arms, seeming like he was going to do the ‘daring escape’ scene.] 

Spider-Man: ::shrug:: 

Spydrana: -_- “So much for the heroic scene…” 

[Weal Rattrap is being scolded by the cast and crew, Megatron wakes up from his unconsciousness, and sees the black car from MIB^ARR nearby and gets a wicked idea] 

M: “My chariot awaits!” ::gets in the car:: “Yeah!” ::looks at the dashboard:: “Let’s see. Fuel, lights,… stereo!” [we hear cool music] ::puts on some cool shades:: B) “Hasta lavista, baby!” ::steps on the accelerator::  

RT: ::notices:: o_0 “HEY!! Stop!” ::goes after him again in dragster mode:: 

[They once again bring chaos to where they drive. RT uses his tail-spear to hook the bumper from the back of the car, but in turn, gets drag-raced through other sets]  

RT: ::gets a good grip on the car, and catches Megs off the driver’s seat:: “Got’cha.” ::looks and sees that the car is about to collide with a wall:: O_O “Yipe!” 

*CRASH!!* 

Sunstreak: (arrives at the site) ::notices that the collision to the wall dislodged a cans of blue paint off the guttering:: “Wha-? NOOO!!!” ::is splashed with the paint:: “Ugh…” 

RT: ::finally gets Megatron in his grip and gets off the poor car (who’s front is badly flattened, and the engine steaming):: “Yar’ in DEEP slag ‘dis time, bub!” 

M: “Hey! I love creating chaos!” 

RT: “Tell it to ‘dah judge…” 

M: “Feeling good about yourself, yess?” 

RT: “Yeah.” 

M: “Got the dastardly villain, I suppose?” 

RT: “’Ah did.” 

M: “And now your going to get your medal and the pretty executive?” ^^ 

RT: “Yeah!” ::turns around:: 00()  

[A large group of people and bots, including Sunstreak and Sapphire (who’s got some of the blue paint splattered on her face and shirt) are looking really angry at the two] 

RT and M: ::point at each-other in sync:: 

[They still are glaring daggers at them] 

M: ::to Rattrap’s ear:: “I think they like you… hehe…”  

RT: “Um… uh… Whoops?” ^_^() 

LATER: [We see the security force in formation, and G1 Prowl^ARR who rips Rattrap’s police badge off his chest.] 

Prowl: “You should be ashamed of yourself…” 

RT: ::goes back home, cursing himself that he lost his security cop job:: 

End of Scene 2