Varyn’s Top 10 Reasons Why Dinobot is the BEST Beast Warrior ever!!!*
10.
He can go from being the character with the most personality to the one with the
least--Just add Transmetal and stir.
9.
He whines about being treated like a Predicon criminal and then casts the snooty
look to end all snooty looks when any 'you're a maximal now' sympathy is
forthcoming...A better approach would probably be to say something like:
"Oh, geez, don't worry about it-no one will remember you, anyway...I mean
what important things did you ever really DO on cybertron? Everyone knows
Megatron is the important one. Without his schemes, you were probably pretty
useless." or even: "Heck, just walk around in your beast mode all the
time and sign autographs for crazed Jurrassic
Park junkies."
8.
That voice...'Nuff said.
7.
Somehow stealing disks for Megatron/ stealing disks from Megatron/ returning
disk to Megatron/ Destroying returned disk/ dying in the process/ ultimate
victim of own stupidity/ makes him one of the 'Best of Cybertron'.
6.
Heck, I just like to count how many times he's says the word 'honor' in any
given episode...especially those episodes in which he is being less than
honorable. (Try it-its fun!)
5.
I’m still thinking about his voice. Can you tell?
4.
Likes to defeat his enemies the old fashioned way-BRUTALLY!... Or just cram them
into the waste disposal unit, what the heck...
3.
He wields a mean energon sword, and a spinning thingy that he seems to use for
little more than looking impressive.
2.
The indecisive teetering on the fringes of both factions. He must get some sort
of twisted, vicarious titillation out of doing this...either that or he had some
sort of tragic childhood that has led to even Dinobot not really knowing why
Dinobot does the crazy things he does.... (Do you trust me?...Do you STILL trust
me?...Ok, how 'bout now?...Oh WHY doesn't anybody trust me...I am doomed to die
alone!!!)
1.
The way he blames this indecisive teetering on the fact that his honor is
Predicon honor, not Maximal honor. I actually believe this one, as I've gathered
through the comparison of his and Silverbolt's ideologies that Maximal honor
involves: a) Butt-kissing the local female(s) in the hopes of 'getting some'. b) Being absolutely loyal to your commander
unless he is standing in the way of your 'getting some.' c) A very, very, high
Corn Factor, elevated by the want to 'get some'.
Predicon honor, on the other hand, involves: a) Bloodlust, and lots of it. b) Shakespeare quotations. c) Honesty is not terribly important. You may hide things from your crewmates; attempt to destroy former crewmates; and betray every single crewmate you have ever had--but at the end of the day, you're still honorable. Sweet, huh?
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*--Ok, for once the sarcastic title style of my Top 10 lists isn’t sarcastic—Dinobot really IS the best Beast Warrior ever. Life’s just full of little ironies, huh?