The Guests

It was just another day at the ROV, where various villains from the past, present and future collided. In the parking lot, vehicles of all shapes and sizes were parked. A grayish portal opens and two figures emerge from it. One was tall and grey with triangular ears. Moonlight shines off his metallic body as he helps his friend up.

“Thank you Gurther.” The other figure said as he puts a hand through his brown hair. He was small and has big hairy feet (he wore no shoes).

“Where do you think we are Frodo? I’ve been to many dimensions, but I’ve never been to this one.” Gurther said as he looks around.

“Wish I could. I can’t unless you concentrate. If you don’t ten hours from now it will begin again and I will jump to a new dimension. Sorry I took you with me, but you were standing next to me.” Gurther explains. He’d been jumping from dimension to dimension for what seem like eons. He didn’t remember much of his past. He always wonders what he was and what was his purpose.

“I can use a breather right now. I can always go back before the ten hours are up right?”

“I won’t, it’s just nice to get away from it all,” Frodo said as he takes the ring out of his pocket and ties it around his neck. What Frodo didn’t know was that the ring power stretches far.

“Jenga, jenga, JENGA!” Shredder shouts as Cobra Commander fingers begin to remove it. The whole structure of blocks was shaking. Slowly inch by inch he moves the block without toppling the structure of blocks over.

“What, you don’t like my singing?” Darth Vader asks from another table where he was playing against Foy, a ten-foot tall alien whose skin was red.

“You can’t hardly breathe in that thing. How’d you expect to sing good?” Cheesebit said. He was a big piece of cheese. All he had were five feet, two eyes and a mouth.

“What! Rat King get them off me,” Cheesebit said as he tires to throw them off him. Before the Rat King could reply, Saruman yells out:

“What’s this fool talking about? What ring?” Mumm-Ra asks as Bebop knocks over the tower of blocks ending the game.

“Zartan follow him and make sure you’re not seen. If you hear anything, report back to me,” Cobra Commander said to an unseen figure.

“Zartan can blend into his surroundings. He’s also a master of disguise. Now stop asking questions,” Shredder said as he hits Bebop on his head.

At another table Terrorsaur, Rampage, Boba Fett and Sabertooth were playing Blackjack.

“I can’t believe we’re playing with potatoes chips,” Boba Fett said as he shakes his head.

“I ain’t complaining. I’m going to eat good tonight,” Sabertooth said as he put his five chips in.

“Rampage, your chips got nacho cheese on them,” Terrorsaur said as he begins to reach for Rampage’s chips. Rampage stands up to his full height.

“Are you trying to tell me my chips are no good?” Rampage asks as he grabs Terrorsaur’s arm.

“You bet I do. Here you go, have some.” Rampage said as he dumps the contents of his bowl on Terrorsaur’s head.

“Want to hear something funny,” Boba Fett said. Sabertooth nods his head. “That wannabe bounty hunter Greedo’s waiting for me in the parking lot.”

“Think who’s always outside in the parking lot around this time?” Boba Fett said as he taps his helmet.

“That’a right and Shadow Storm would most likely be with him. You’re hoping he pisses one of them off. Good one.”

“Hey look, it’s one of those Borg thingys,” Rampage said as a Borg walks over to their table.

“Then why on every Star Trek Episode they escape you and/or destroy you?” Terrorsaur said underneath the nacho cheese.

“Um… error. Can’t compute. Ove…rl…oad…ing.” The Borg said as he/she overheats.

“That was unexpected,” Boba Fett comments as two Jawas carries off the Borg. They now completely forgotten their game and was now watching television. “Hey change the channel!” Sabertooth said as he throws chips at the bartender.

“Kept going, more, leave it. Now that’s mine kind of show.” Rampage said as the Bartender changes it to the Price is Right.

“Here we’ve got a Dining set from Sewto. Your bid is?” Bob Parker said.

“It’s 1200.” Terrorsaur said.

“No, it got to be higher than that. It 1670.” Rampage said.

“It’s lower. I think I got that at home. If I remember it’s 700.” Sabertooth said. Upon hearing this they all look at him. “What? Can’t villains have nice things?”

Greedo was killed by Han Solo in a cantina, but that didn’t matter here. Boba Fett called him here to go on a hunt for him. Him with Boba Fett one of the greatest bounty hunters ever. He was late, which was unlike him. He was either early or on time. Oh well, he could wait another hour. “Hey you, come over here. What’s your story.” Greedo said as he grabs Frodo. Gurther went to check the area out. Frodo stayed behind and was one caught by a strange, green alien. Frodo seeing no choice began to tell his tale. From his last days in the Shire to now.

“The one ring that rules them all is here. You goblins shall follow me and help me get it. I will get you the treasures of the universe!” Saruman said as he leads his goblin army to where he felt the ring’s presence. Unaware to him, Zartan had heard every word. Zartan silently went back to Cobra Commander to tell him what he heard.

“ So that’s what he’s up to. You ten S.A.W. Vipers, follow me. By the way, which way were they heading?”

“Of course. Bebop, Rocksteady, follow me.” With their little army they left. Most of the other villains didn’t notice, because they were watching the Oprah Winfrey show.

“So this is the great ring?” Greedo said as he takes the ring from Frodo. For the first time he notices a dark cloaked figure standing near a spaceship. “That’s one of those things you were talking about!”

“They found me,” Frodo said as he snatches the ring from Greedo and runs off into the night into Gurther. “Get me out of here!”

“He doesn’t look so tough.” Greedo said. He shoots at the cloaked figure. The shot miss wide and hit the ground behind the cloak figure. The figure turns around and pulls back his hood. Greedo’s eyes went wide as the figure takes out a small cylinder object. Igniting the lightsaber to life, a red blade of pure energy erupts from each end of the cylinder object. The look in the eyes of Darth Maul said it all; death was coming for Greedo.

“That’s not good.” Gurther said as Greedo comes running toward them with two figures coming after him. “I ready, it’s your time now.” As Frodo concentrates with all his might a grayish portal open and sucks them in. Before the portal closes Greedo jumps into it (who would blame him?).

“How could you two idiots let him escape!” Saruman said as both his and Cobra Commander’s armies march onto the scene. The Sith Lord and Storm Shadow said nothing as they rush into battle. Like a hurricane they swept anything in their path away. So ends another day at the ROV.

“Frodo, Gurther you’re back!” Sam said as he and Gollum run up to meet them. “Who are those four?” Sam points at people behind him. There lying on the grass was Greedo, Megatron, Mojo Jojo, and Slagar. Slagar, a fox with a purple-red diamond patterned mask on his face said:

“We were taking Megatron’s duck for a walk when all of a sudden we were sucked into a portal,” Mojo Jojo said. He pauses for a second and continues. “I’m not sure where he came from.” Everyone looks at Greedo.

“I’m here to protect you.” Greedo said. He was lying, but they didn’t know that. Megatron recognizes the ring around Frodo’s neck from the stories Saruman told. He calls over Slagar and Mojo Jojo. They have about a minute long conversation. They turn around and announce:

“I’m sure they could be of help. I’m sure they’re good people,” Frodo said. He turns and makes his way up a small hill.”

“I said this day couldn’t be more calm,” Megatron said as he and the others follow him.