6.May.06
The
Beast Wars Name Poems
By: Master Solo
Disclaimer:
I do not own Beast Wars
Note:
If you want someone from either Season 1 or Season 2 posted, say so in a review,
PM, or email and I will put that character up next. I’m doing majority
votes for each place where I post these poems. If you want to see Season 3
or Beast Machines characters done, then feel free to write those because I do
not trust myself to do that after going for four years without those episodes.
Also, please excuse the grammar and spelling since I had to twist things for the
sake of word order and I apologize for any bias toward any individual character.
Pressing
the attacks
Ready
to betray
En
route to galactic conquest
Death
from the above
Affinity
for power lust
Cold-blooded
Opposed
to Maximal/Autobot rule
Nab
what they can
Mammals,
birds, plus a spider and a dinosaur
Acts
of kindness
X-plorers
with a dark secret
Instrumental
in stopping Megatron
Missed
Cybertron
Attuned
to their beast instincts
Landed
in a desert
Lady
of Silverbolt’s dreams
A
strong femme
Cold
and calculating as a Predacon
Karate
queen
Apt
with computers
Really
likes webs
Can
be treacherous
Has
a way with words
Not
a good enemy
Incredibly
witty
Arachnid
Torn
by the chaos of the Beast Wars
Rampage’s
companion
A
powerhouse
Nice
Sick
of aggression
Mutant
Unusual
logic circuits
Tried
to be everyone’s friend
Allegory
of the disabled
Tried
to be everyone’s friend
Ended
in pain
Died
a hero
Inclined
towards violence
Nasty
temper
Our
protector, who stopped Megatron’s scheme
Bested
and devoured his clone
Owns
most battles
Tough
Sweet
Inkling
of darkness
Let
Waspinator lead
Very
much like Romeo
Endlessly
forgiving
Really
dramatic and chivalrous
Bowser
Only
representative of medieval romance
Loving
The
knight in shining armor
Cat
Has
freckles
Easy-going
Exorbitant
speed
Teen
One
feline with spots in both modes
Races
with Rattrap
Tree-hugger
Immiscible
in the Predacon base
Great
long-range scout
African
accent
Terrific
Roamer
On
his forehead is the Chinese for king
Nature-lover
Rattrap
Rat
A
sarcastic
demolition expert
The
one who saved Cheetor from Tarantulas
Tons
of arguments
Racecar
in transmetal
Always
likes computer games
Pretty
brave underneath the protests
The
flying scout
Ever
the dreamer
Ruled
the episode “Power Surge”
Ready
to hatch plots
One
who can’t be trusted
Ruined
by Transmetal storm
Starscream’s
successor
Ambitious
Usurped
Megatron’s power twice
Red
Waspinator
Wears
black, green, and yellow
Adorable
Speaks
in third person with a buzz
Possessed
by Starscream
Insect
Not
treated as he should be
Attracts
bad luck and bullets
The
first beast warrior to be deemed a robot in disguise
Owe
more credit to him than at first appearance, we do
Receives
less than he deserves
Inferno
Insane
one who ignited energon
Nurtured
love of fires
For
the Royalty!
Extremely
loyal
Refers
to Megatron as queen
Never
surrenders
Ongoing
pyromaniac
Airrazor
In
brown feathers
Raider
from the sky
Rare
and sweet scout
Arms
self with wrist missiles
Zeroes
in on Predacons
Out
to scour for unusual activity
Returns
favors
Resident
geek
Has
been reprogrammed
In
the base most of the time
Not
the type to give up
One
pair of chain guns
X-pert
on working miracles
The
spy
Agendas
run rampant
Ruthless
Always
chuckles
Nicknamed
‘legs’
The
mad scientist
Uncontrollable
Likes
twisted experiments
A
weaver
Secret
labs
Runs
over many thing with treads
A
tank
Mounted
cannons
Perhaps
he can ruin our days
An
attempt to replicate Starscream’s indestructible spark
Glory-seeker
Energon
surrounded his stasis pod
Scorched
in lava
Could
have become transmetal
Open
only to Megatron’s orders
Raised
to second-in-command after Dinobot left
Packs
cyberbees
Overtly
loyal to Megatron
Notoriously
incompetent
Ousted
Dinobot in an underhanded move
King
of the desert
Managed
to convert Ravage
Energon’s
a cover-up for his theft of the Darkside
Goal
of galactic conquest
Artistically
executed his plans
TriPredacus
Council consider him an enemy
Rubber
ducky
Odd
resemblance to Barney
Next
step is Prime’s death
On
the lookout for Predacon activity
Powerful
gorilla
Twin
katanas
Indebted
to Rhinox for his returns
Must
consider the welfare of all Maximals
Unrelenting
in defenses
Sole
flyer until Airrazor
Pretended
to be Starscream’s captive
Re-emerged
twice
In
his prime
Mighty
protector
Ape
Likes
bananas
Quick
to destroy
Unique
in that he was Predacon by choice and never reprogrammed
Inside
is a sensitive spark
Cowboy
Kicks
butt
Sports
tan armor
Tail
is hand and head
Rings
of blood thirst
Ideal
Predacon
Knows
how to flirt
Engine
of war
Reformatted
and reprogrammed
At
one point a cassetticon
Variable
in Beast Warrior eyes
Ardently
supports Decepticon cause
Exclaimed
‘Decepticons forever!’