Queen’s note: *ducks as fruit fly by* Yeah, yeah I KNOW I’m like reeeeeeeally late. -__- but I’m BACK!!!!!!!!! MwahahhaHAHAH!!!!! *gasp!* any-who! I’d like to thank every one that kept yelling at me to finish this thing! (Squishy! ^_^ Sam, Flashback, Sid, Jess--) Oh, and Sid I REALLY did like that idea you gave me, it’s not in this fic but I think I can put it in the next, promise! 

 

P.S. THANK YOU STARATH!!!!!!!!! 

 

Chapter Two: Nothing is really what it seems

(I’m WHERE?!?!?!)

By: Omicron the IceQueen 

Okay, in my 13 years of being, I’ve had some pretty…weird…wake up calls in my life. But I think I’ve just found out the most annoying, yet effective way to get up. 

 

*Boom!Crash!Zip!Zip!Crash!* 

 

Did I say ‘annoying?’ Sorry I meant to say ‘the most effective and DEADLY way to wake up!’ 

 

“EEK!” I ducked as some vary UNfriendly lazier fire danced about overhead. “What the-!” All right Krisie WHAT do you get yourself in to this time-- 

 

Then it hit me (Almost literally! Stupid flying rocks…) I remembered I was in the BEAST WARS!!!!!!! After recovering from nearly fainting, I mentally kicked myself a few times for forgetting were I was. Yes I was in the Beast Wars, but there is some thing I and who ever else decided to show up here should remember: That the Beast WARs is still a war. With real battles and real, scary, deadly weapons that could and WOULD toast my cute little rear end, if I held still long enough. 

 

*BooM!* There went a nice looking tree. 

 

“Psssht.” Yeah right, like I’m just going to sit here like a victim-to-be-hurt-and/or-killed-by-psycho-Predacons. Looking around I saw that I was in a clearing in some type of forest, a large crater was of to my right (that must be where Depth Charge landed). I scrambled to the nearest shelter I could get to with out being seen by Crab-cakes, Inferno or Bug Wonder. Some one did see me though. 

 

“KID!” I peeked over the rocks to see Depth Charge and Rampage exchange blows. But it was Rattrap who had called; he was in Knevil mode and heading this way. I ducked again as Rattrap jumped over the rocks I was hiding behind and transformed mid-air to land right by me. 

 

“RATTRAP!!!!” 

 

*Glomp!* 

 

“’EH! Err…nice ta’ see ya’ too, ya’ okay kiddo?” 

 

“Now I am! Can you PLEASE tell me what’s happened here? Please, please, please, please, please!” 

 

“Well, da’ Preds knocked us out of de’ sky. Ya’ did somethin’ really WEIRD and we ended up here.” 

 

“Yeah I remember saying that incantation.”

“Well some were down ‘dat line yah’ knocked ya’ self ta’ ‘La ‘la land.” 

 

“Ooookaaaaay….” 

 

“Err…no offence kiddo but, will ya’ get OFF OF ME!! So ‘ah can save Fish Face’s skid plate.” 

 

“Eep! Right, sorry.” 

 

“Dat’s better.” Rattrap said as he started to fire at Rampage. 

 

Just then a couple things hit me (stupid flying shell thingies). One: where were Firry (Inferno) and Bug Wonder (Waspinator)? Two: Wasn’t there a full moon? I only voiced concern number one though, no need to tell Rattrap about my…other side…yet… 

 

“Hey RT? Where are the flyers?” I asked rubbing my head and risking a glance up at the sky. No, the moon wasn’t quite full, yet, there was a sliver missing out of it. (Phew! Thank the stars…) 

 

Rattrap halted in firing at the psycho-crab that was Rampage. He got that blank look people get when they’re trying to remember something important. He started to look around and I got a REALLY bad felling. 

 

“FOR THE ROYALTY!!!!” 

 

“*giggle* Wazzpinator get Rat-bot!” 

 

A metal hand grabbed me by the collar and Rattrap chucked me into a little alcove thingy. 

 

“Kid stay DOWN, da’ Preds haven’t seen ya’ yet.” Rattrap whispered shooting at said Predacons. Wait, they didn’t see me? Eehehehehehe… 

 

Pulling my TFC (that’s what I’m calling my transforming crystal, easer to say) out from under my shirt, I chanced a peek to make sure no one could see me. Then, I said the incantation to change in to a Maximal. 

 

I closed my eyes--"Moon Cosmic Crystal Power!"--and then activated my optics. 

 

After another peek at the bots, so I knew where they were. Depth Charge and Rampage were matching one another blow for blow, and yelling at each other in a very…colorful…way. (i.e. if I was back home and said one of their ‘mildest’ words, I’d be slapped then grounded for two months. Lords, I think I’m scared for life.) Rattrap and Inferno were matched up pretty well. So that left me with Bug Wonder! YEAH! (What? I’m new at this!) 

 

I hopped up to the top of a rock and tensed up, like a feline I now was, just as Waspinator came into range. 

 

“AHAHAHA!! You are food for the colony rat, FOR THE GLORY OF THE ROYALTY!!” 

 

“FOR THE GLORY OF THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!” 

 

“Huh?” 

 

“What the slag?” 

 

“Eh?” 

 

“Huh?” 

 

“ACK!” 

 

I tackled/hugged the bot, knocking him to the ground, and in the process learned some thing very handy about my hands (no pun intended!). 

 

I had CLAWS babe!!!! 

 

See Kristal. See Kristal tear Waspinator to little pieces. See me be very happy tearing Waspinator to little pieces! Umm… I think having caws is going to go straight to my head. Oh-well it’s not like it’ll hurt…me that is… 

 

“OW! Pretty little kitty bot no hurt Wazzpinator! Pleazze!” Waspinator pleaded as he tried to pry me and my claws out/off of him. He wasn’t making much headway; I was having too much fun! Ten minutes latter I sat back on my heals and blinked. 

 

“Aww-man, he FAINTED!! I thought he wasn’t that much of a coward…” I made a face at the wasp and sat back on my heels and pouted for a minute. Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… Now what do I do?  

 

My right ear twitched as it caught an unusual sound. I looked up, and my ears flattened to ether side of my head in sudden fear. 

 

Rampage laughed as he loomed over me. “Ahh…is that FEAR you felling? Mmm…it tastes good.” 

 

I think I managed an “EEP!” before I bolted to the last place I’d saw Depth Charge. To bad I can’t out run missiles. 

 

*Ka-BLAM!!!* 

 

“GEEAH!!” 

 

And thus I was introduced to stasis lock the hard way, hmm… did I just here DC yell my name? All thoughts along that line, and just about ever other lines of thought went into blackness. 

 

Again. -_- 

 

~*~*~*~*~ 

 

“I hate my life right now……Oooo…did some one get the ID of that truck? Oww…” 

 

“Err, tank is more like it.” Rattrap said helping me up to sit up. I shook my head then winced, regretting it right away. “Lean forward, so ‘ah can get ‘a look at ya’ back.” 

 

“Kay,” I did as I was told “OW! Hey that hurt.” 

 

“Sorry Kris, *sigh* we need ta’ get ya’ to dah’ CR or ‘a medical bay soon.” 

 

“That’s not very reassuring you know.” 

 

“Deal wit’ it Sparks.” He patted my left shoulder before helping me to stand up right. I winced again and rubbed the back of my right ear. 

 

I blinked, “Whoa…” lifting my other hand I used both to feel over what was on my head that wasn’t there before. “When did I get a helmet?” I traced my fingers over my mouth, or tried to. Two long, narrow, triangle like things came down from the helmet, sort of like fangs. 

 

Pulling my hands back I say they too where different, instead of black stripes on red it was the opposite red stripes on black. But it was just my hands and forearms, making it look like I was wearing gloves or some thing, spiked at the end.  

 

The same colors were on my new ‘boots,’ chest armor was new as well. It was kind of like a poncho really, a Maximal emblem was on left shoulder near my neck. Another on was on a ‘belt’ on….SHORTS!?!?!?!?! 

 

“Okay this is freaky. Cool, but freaky.” I said looking over at my tail, at least THAT was the same…“How did--?” 

 

“Don’t ask. Inferno blasted meh’ and ha’ came online ‘ere with ya’ still in stasis with a torn back.” He gave me a once over, and sighed, “Let’s get ya’ repaired.” 

 

“I’m ALL for that, ow…” It was then I looked around us for the first time. We weren’t on Earth, if all this metal was any thing to go by and where was Depth Charge?  

 

“Hey, Rattrap?” I said slowly as I stopped and turned in a cercal looking around. It looked like we where on a metallic version of a wasteland, off in the dissidence I could make out a glow that might be a city or something… 

 

“Yeah? ‘Dis way.” He started walking off and I followed as best I could. 

 

“Where’s Depth Charge? And where ARE we? And can you please slow down my back’s killing me…” I edged closer to him, the only thing familiar in sight. I hate to admit it but I was starting to get really afraid for some reason... 

 

“Ah’ don’t know were de’ Fish is Sparks. And we’re,” He stopped and looked at me and I tilted my ears at him as he finished “We’re on Cybertron Kristal.” 

 

End? 

 

Queen’s note: Hehehe… I know this is a bit of a hanger but I like writing those kinds of stories!! This time I’ll be MUCH faster writing the next story!!!