The Intergalactic Highway

Hello, this is your new Supreme Overlord speaking.

From this date on, there will be some rather radical changes around the site.

Firstly, I will not be handing the site back to Sapphire. Ever. This is my site now.

Secondly, this will now be a Beast Wars and Anime site. Mostly anime. I'm going to make pages for all my favorite anime, and shrines to my favorite characters, especially the pretty, pretty bishounen ones.
Also, this site will host mostly anime fanfiction and fanart. I'm going to put all my anime art in my gallery.

I'm also considering making everything subscription-only. I'm thinking a starting rate at $100 USD a year, maybe $150 for premium service. You would need to subscribe to be able to access the fanfiction, fanart, and forum. Premium service would allow you to post fanfiction, fanart, and at the forum.

I'm also banning anyone and everyone I don't like. So watch out, because you may be next.


-Miss Special, Supreme Overlord

"shrines to my favorite characters, especially the pretty, pretty bishounen ones."

YAY, PRETTY. Ohpleaseohplease let me be your minion, I'll be ever so grovelly and humble ;_; I promise to comment endlessly on everything you produce-- even if it's only a squiggle, in my eyes it will be the Divine Squiggle. The Supreme Squiggle. The Benevolent Enlightening Squiggle.

--Varyn, who promises to worship your Overlordness, but is probably actually only capable of worshipping squiggles.

YES. You are now my second in command. I shall rule the site with an iron fist, and you shall do my bidding! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Worship my squiggle as you would me!

*bows down before Supreme Overlord Miss Special*

All hail S.O. Miss Special! May I help enforce your Divine Rule, pretty pleeeeaaase?

*pulls out some whips* Start worshiping, people!

Worthless peon! You dare presume to ask for my favor? I laugh at you!

But, very well then! Your boldness shall be rewarded! Consider yourself among the ranks of those who bask closer to my greatness than the general populace!

"...and you shall do my bidding!"

OMG, you fulfilled my lifelong dream of being a proxy service O_O

I AM NOT WORTHY, I AM NOT WORTHY!

It is time for my first decree!

All my followers must spread the Haruhi dance to the far reaches of the Intarwebz!

The Supreme Overlord commands it!

Note: NEVER make a real news post on April Fools' Day, no one will believe you.

So, it's April 2nd now. Is Sapphire the ruler of the site again?

Yeah, I'm done. I had my fun.

You scared me outta' my pants right there... *thump*