Stargate SG-1
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:35 pm
Ok Stargate Fans go nuts!! 
Jack and Teal'c switching bodies was my favorite episode!!!
Jack and Teal'c switching bodies was my favorite episode!!!
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:37 pm
Yes!!!! That's one of my favorites as well. The best for me though (as mentioned in the spambot thread) was the one where Jack and Teal'c ended up in the time loop. No episode made me laugh as hard as that one lol
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:49 pm
Ah, yes, "Window of Opportunity" - "In the middle of my backswing!?" My favorite line so far is still, Villiage person: "Jaffa!" O'Niell: "No, he just plays one on TV".
*cough* Going down the more specific alley of quotes and memorable moments, how about the resident SG-1 fans list a few of those?
On a more random SG 1 note...
Garry Chalk voice with Russian accent *drools*
*cough* Going down the more specific alley of quotes and memorable moments, how about the resident SG-1 fans list a few of those?
On a more random SG 1 note...
Garry Chalk voice with Russian accent *drools*
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:24 pm
Hehe, it took me a few episodes to catch on to why his voice sounded so familiar XD
As for quotes:
"Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
"Why not?"
"The code name for the project is Prometheus. What’s wrong with that?"
"It’s a Greek tragedy. Who wants that?"
- Carter and O'Neill
"All I'm saying — just for the record — this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with."
"Wackier than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302? Wackier than…than blowing up a sun?"
"Oh, yeah."
- O'Neill and Carter
"He can't be more than fifteen years old. Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?"
"Stranger things have happened."
"Name but one."
"Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies."
- Hammond, Daniel and Teal'c
As for quotes:
"Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
"Why not?"
"The code name for the project is Prometheus. What’s wrong with that?"
"It’s a Greek tragedy. Who wants that?"
- Carter and O'Neill
"All I'm saying — just for the record — this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with."
"Wackier than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302? Wackier than…than blowing up a sun?"
"Oh, yeah."
- O'Neill and Carter
"He can't be more than fifteen years old. Are you saying Colonel O'Neill has, somehow, regressed more than 30 years overnight?"
"Stranger things have happened."
"Name but one."
"Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies."
- Hammond, Daniel and Teal'c
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:04 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LUV THIS SHOW
(incedently, shouldnt this b in the rant sec?)
iv been re watching all the first seasons and im loving it! there r ctually a few i missed
window of opportunity is also my fav, Kidcat
esp when teal'c slams the door in the guy's face! i luv to c him smile
THE BEST: (well, one of)
when teal'c tells them about an old jafaa joke about seth
"blabla bla i dont know this....the one of seth...drips...HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SIDE-SPLITTING! LOVE IT!
(not 100% sure how this went but here we go...)
j - "how do you know im not oniell?"
t - "i am certain that you are"
j - "teah, but what if im not?"
t - "then i was not talking to you"
those two are the best...i coulnt BELIEVE when jack left and tealc got hair...y was tht again?
ill be back with more once i can think of wht to put down next time...
LUV THIS SHOW
(incedently, shouldnt this b in the rant sec?)
iv been re watching all the first seasons and im loving it! there r ctually a few i missed
window of opportunity is also my fav, Kidcat
esp when teal'c slams the door in the guy's face! i luv to c him smile
THE BEST: (well, one of)
when teal'c tells them about an old jafaa joke about seth
"blabla bla i dont know this....the one of seth...drips...HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SIDE-SPLITTING! LOVE IT!
(not 100% sure how this went but here we go...)
j - "how do you know im not oniell?"
t - "i am certain that you are"
j - "teah, but what if im not?"
t - "then i was not talking to you"
those two are the best...i coulnt BELIEVE when jack left and tealc got hair...y was tht again?
ill be back with more once i can think of wht to put down next time...
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:35 pm
o.O Oh my. Look what I started. 
Bwahahahahaha!
I love the time loop episode also! When I saw Jack ride down the hall on the bicycle and ring its little bell, I couldn't stop laughing.
The 200th Episode has to be the best as well. Hilarious. Especially when they did the part mocking themselves while mocking the Thunderbirds with the puppets.
Hammond: "Sargeant, make it spin."
Sgt. Harriman: "Spin? Sir, it doesn't spin."
Hammond: "What? It has to spin. It's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I'm the General, I want it to spin! Now!"
Hammond: "Next, we need a bookworm adventurer who can say brains and guts in twenty-seven languages. Dr. Daniel Jackson."
Daniel: "Ooo. What is that?"
Hammond: "It was under our noses the whole time."
Sgt. Harriman: "I feel so stupid."
Jack: "Thought I told you I retired."
Hammond: "Oh. I thought you said you were tired."
Jack: "..." "Well, as a matter of fact, I am a little... tired."
It was awesome when the puppets went through the stargate, their strings dangling in the air, and when they came out the other gate, they fell limp and Teal 'C walked up to them laughing. XD
I'm still slowly catching up on a lot of episodes that I've missed when I drifted away from the show for some time. Over one hundred eps probably. Disappointing, I know.
But I'm a big fan again! 
It's just that I won't have as many quotes or anything to share as you guys do. *sniffle*
Bwahahahahaha!I love the time loop episode also! When I saw Jack ride down the hall on the bicycle and ring its little bell, I couldn't stop laughing.
The 200th Episode has to be the best as well. Hilarious. Especially when they did the part mocking themselves while mocking the Thunderbirds with the puppets.
Hammond: "Sargeant, make it spin."
Sgt. Harriman: "Spin? Sir, it doesn't spin."
Hammond: "What? It has to spin. It's round. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning. I'm the General, I want it to spin! Now!"
Hammond: "Next, we need a bookworm adventurer who can say brains and guts in twenty-seven languages. Dr. Daniel Jackson."
Daniel: "Ooo. What is that?"
Hammond: "It was under our noses the whole time."
Sgt. Harriman: "I feel so stupid."
Jack: "Thought I told you I retired."
Hammond: "Oh. I thought you said you were tired."
Jack: "..." "Well, as a matter of fact, I am a little... tired."
It was awesome when the puppets went through the stargate, their strings dangling in the air, and when they came out the other gate, they fell limp and Teal 'C walked up to them laughing. XD
I'm still slowly catching up on a lot of episodes that I've missed when I drifted away from the show for some time. Over one hundred eps probably. Disappointing, I know.
But I'm a big fan again! It's just that I won't have as many quotes or anything to share as you guys do. *sniffle*Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:45 pm
I haven't seen ep 200 yet, but it sounds hilarious XD I have a friend wo owns all of the DVDs and I've been borrowing them from him and watching the whole thing in order. Which reminds me... I have to go over and borrow some more. Haven't had a chance to watch a new episode of Stargate since university started
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:49 pm
Lend me those DVD's! XD
I think someone suggested to me once to rent them but I don't feel like going out and spending money on them when I don't always have a whole week to watch every episode anyway and the money's wasted or I owe more. Besides, somewhere down the line I'd like to own the entire series. I just wish they weren't so expensive for every box set. >.<
Do watch the 200th! It's awesome.
I think someone suggested to me once to rent them but I don't feel like going out and spending money on them when I don't always have a whole week to watch every episode anyway and the money's wasted or I owe more. Besides, somewhere down the line I'd like to own the entire series. I just wish they weren't so expensive for every box set. >.<
Do watch the 200th! It's awesome.
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:43 pm
I'll be sure to ask him for it over the weekend XD
Found a few more quotes that made me laugh:
Jackson: It's okay, it's off now.
O'Neill: Good. That's good.
Lee: At least we think it's off. If it's not glowing anymore, so...
Jackson: The glowing thing really gives it away. So if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
Lee: Do you wanna hold it?
Jackson: No.
Carter: 23 across. What is the weight of boron. You wrote fat.
O'Neill: So?
Carter (about Jack's crossword puzzle): The clue for seven down is "celestial body." And he wrote "Uma Thurman."
Found a few more quotes that made me laugh:
Jackson: It's okay, it's off now.
O'Neill: Good. That's good.
Lee: At least we think it's off. If it's not glowing anymore, so...
Jackson: The glowing thing really gives it away. So if it's not glowing anymore it shouldn't be on anymore.
Lee: Do you wanna hold it?
Jackson: No.
Carter: 23 across. What is the weight of boron. You wrote fat.
O'Neill: So?
Carter (about Jack's crossword puzzle): The clue for seven down is "celestial body." And he wrote "Uma Thurman."
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:34 pm
LOL I remember that one with the crossword puzzle and him randomly speaking things like that. Wasn't he speaking a different language that Jackson actually didn't know? 
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:09 pm
Regrettably, I have not had a change to watch much of the latest season (Farscape SG1 ) but will probably end up going on a spending spree and buying all of the boxed sets. The funny thing is that I can't watch old episodes anymore.
"OK guys Apophis is attacking the earth Stargate"
Why don't they just get on the phone to the Asgard... wait that hasn't happened yet... OK... how about Prometheus.. damn that too... well... what do we have?... uhhh... SG1, some P90s and a single Staff weapon..... BRING IT ON!!!
I just have to say that my personal favourite episode ever has to be Wormhole Xtreme. "With Brak the robot." Tee hee Teal'c's eyebrow raise.
) but will probably end up going on a spending spree and buying all of the boxed sets. The funny thing is that I can't watch old episodes anymore."OK guys Apophis is attacking the earth Stargate"
Why don't they just get on the phone to the Asgard... wait that hasn't happened yet... OK... how about Prometheus.. damn that too... well... what do we have?... uhhh... SG1, some P90s and a single Staff weapon..... BRING IT ON!!!
I just have to say that my personal favourite episode ever has to be Wormhole Xtreme. "With Brak the robot." Tee hee Teal'c's eyebrow raise.
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:28 am
one thing has always confused me about sg atlantis...who the hell are the raith? y do we have the raitgh AND the slagging ori (who suk btw) and ...is atlantis on another planet?
iv neva really watched it ( im and sg1 girl full-stop)
o another thing about atlantis...why are the crystals on the gate blue instead of red...and r there different symbols?!! yeesh. was it sumthin to do with when jak got the ancients' memories and it turned out these were older stargates? stupid...
URGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*row row row your boat, gently down the stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
LUVIN IT! i loved to see teal'c singing something like that i called my sis from the shower to tell her! pathetic rite?
jack: okay...if you call that singing
*dont diss urself, jakkie boy!
iv neva really watched it ( im and sg1 girl full-stop)
o another thing about atlantis...why are the crystals on the gate blue instead of red...and r there different symbols?!! yeesh. was it sumthin to do with when jak got the ancients' memories and it turned out these were older stargates? stupid...
URGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*row row row your boat, gently down the stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
LUVIN IT! i loved to see teal'c singing something like that i called my sis from the shower to tell her! pathetic rite?
jack: okay...if you call that singing
*dont diss urself, jakkie boy!
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:32 pm
I never really watched Atlantis. Saw maybe an ep or two but never got into it like I did SG-1. It's just not the same.
Urgo was awesome!! XD Another of my favorite ones right there.
Urgo: You see, itt's me or death.
Everyone: ...
(a while later)
Everyone: *still thinking*
Urgo: Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!
The part where Teal'c drinks the whole pot of coffee was pretty special too XD
Urgo was awesome!! XD Another of my favorite ones right there.
Urgo: You see, itt's me or death.
Everyone: ...
(a while later)
Everyone: *still thinking*
Urgo: Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!
The part where Teal'c drinks the whole pot of coffee was pretty special too XD
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:11 pm
LoL Teal 'C's awesome. He always cracks me up. Especially when the others will say something like a metaphor or a joke and he won't get it or he'll state the obvious as a disagreement. XD
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:45 pm
I reckon his best moment was when he told the joke about the cult of Seth, something about the nose of his guards falling off in a reference to the Sphinx. It was hillarious because he burst out laughing for the first time and no one got it and then he snapped back into serious mode.