Pick-up lines from Beast Wars Characters

una · Unread post by **una** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:26 pm

If the Beast Wars characters had a pick-up for a girl or a boy, what would their line be?

Silverbolt- "Pardon me, madam. I thought you were a star in the moonlight because you are a twinkle in my eye."

Corny? Too corny?

LOL

Night-Hunter · Unread post by **Night-Hunter** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:23 pm

Silverbolt- "Pardon me, madam. I thought you were a star in the moonlight because you are a twinkle in my eye."

OMG that is corny but really sweet.
Here's another one.

Silverbolt- "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off."
lol

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:58 pm

LOL, what Night Hunter said was funny, and I think what una said is corny enough to fit Silverbot. XD

Oh come to think of it, one time when me and some friends were RPing out OCs and the Beast Warriors at a party, Quikcstrike got a little drunk and started to hit on the femmes. H eactually tried using "Hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell out of heaven" line on my OC Skyfire, and trust me things did not end well for him, especially since most of the femme he was hittin' on had boyfriends.

una · Unread post by **una** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:09 pm

Optimus Primal...

what would be his pick-up line?

...

hmmmm...

"You are like the sun. I was blinded by your beauty."

Maybe? This was cleaner than the one I came up with. Let's ust say it involved a banana!

Use your imagination.

Night-Hunter · Unread post by **Night-Hunter** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:29 pm

Hmm that's a tough one, i've never seen Optimus Primal in love.

Jagna · Unread post by **Jagna** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:07 pm

Optimus:

"I could take you to a sleezy bar and lose you half way through the evening....but that's not how we Maximals do things..."

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm high on pineapple juice! >8D

Wonko The Sane · Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:25 pm

Jagna wrote:Optimus:

"I could take you to a sleezy bar and lose you half way through the evening....but that's not how we Maximals do things..."

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm high on pineapple juice! >8D

Awesome!

Alak · Unread post by **Alak** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:17 pm

Optimus: *singing* "There she is, my pretty girl! Isn't she cute?"

Night-Hunter · Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:02 pm

Optimus:

"I could take you to a sleezy bar and lose you half way through the evening....but that's not how we Maximals do things..."

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm high on pineapple juice! >8D

How can you be high on pineapple juice?

Optimus: *singing* "There she is, my pretty girl! Isn't she cute?"

That might work... if you get him drunk first. lol

Unread post by **Nurann** » Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:02 am

Night-Hunter wrote:
Optimus:

"I could take you to a sleezy bar and lose you half way through the evening....but that's not how we Maximals do things..."

Optimus: *singing* "There she is, my pretty girl! Isn't she cute?"
That might work... if you get him drunk first. lol

Both of those would require copious amounts of high-grade.

Primal's more the kind to just use the "may I take you out to dinner?" or "may I buy you a coffee?" kind of lines.

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:57 pm

You're probably right about that Nurann. Though honestly I hate to see what kind of Rattrap would come up with. For odd reason I can see whatever he says getting him slapped.

Night-Hunter · Unread post by **Night-Hunter** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:21 pm

You're probably right about that Nurann. Though honestly I hate to see what kind of Rattrap would come up with. For odd reason I can see whatever he says getting him slapped.

Lol.
Unless there is another Rat transformer that is just a gross and annoying as him.

Unread post by **SilverfromOZ** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:58 pm

Dinobot: "Frontal assault!"

Megatron: "Yesss. I am good aren't I? But we can discuss my brilliance later."

Tarantuals' pick up line would probably be the quiet chuckling as he waits in the bushes with a cyber web ready to ensnare someone or something equally as creepy

Optimus: "My turn."

Also, as Optimus tended to have the best one liners in the series I could see him pulling off the "Gimme some sugar baby." line from Army of Darkness and having it succed

una · Unread post by **una** » Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:03 pm

SilverfromOZ wrote:Dinobot: "Frontal assault!"

Megatron: "Yesss. I am good aren't I? But we can discuss my brilliance later."

Tarantuals' pick up line would probably be the quiet chuckling as he waits in the bushes with a cyber web ready to ensnare someone or something equally as creepy

Optimus: "My turn."

Also, as Optimus tended to have the best one liners in the series I could see him pulling off the "Gimme some sugar baby." line from Army of Darkness and having it succed

Silver, you are a riot.

A pick up line for Dinobot would not be expressed in words but by action. Dinobot would bite and fight.

Just like a Klingon!

And for Tarantulas: I'm hungry but not for food! *does his trademark laugh*

Alak · Unread post by **Alak** » Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:32 am

una wrote: And for Tarantulas: I'm hungry but not for food! *does his trademark laugh*

Girl: "You're insane!"

Tarantulas: "That's what they say!" *trademark laugh*