Mine:
(This isn't exactly a real quote, but..)
When Blackarachnia tells Megatron that all the datatrack backups were destroyed (in the end of COTF Part 2), Megs hits Tarantulas and Tarry goes 'OOF!'. That was hilarious.
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Rampage: "It was really so very nice of you to come. So glad you could stay! Oh, we'll have such fun, ho, yeah, ha ha ha!"
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"Waspinator negative negative negative! I am Shrapnel, Decepticon hero-o-o-o!" Waspinator
"Shrapnel? That was a Decepticon from the Great War three centuries ago!... He's wacko." Blackarachnia
"Wacko? No! WONKO! Wonko the SANE!!!" Waspinator (banging his head with a fist... xD)
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"Decepticons... FOREVER!" Ravage (though the Slavic accent was kinda disturbing...)
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"Think I touched a noive!" Rattrap
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"Alright! WHO WANTS SOME?!" Primal
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"What, is my gearbox hangin' out or somethin'?" Rattrap
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"It's not revenge I'm after. It's justice." Depthcharge (woah.... that voice just..... and oooh yeah.. right... justice?)
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"Looks like Waspinator's on a sugar binge. How long's he been doing that?" Primal
"Long enough to make my head spin." Tigatron (xD xD xD! Sugar binge with a Transformer!)
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"Man, and I thought Optimus's speeches were bad." Rattrap (hehehe... then it means Optimus shouldn't become a teacher.. LOL)
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"But if your caution circuits are overriding your courage, then SMELT YOU ALL!!" Primal (woo.. cool)
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"Well, sometimes crazy works." Primal (how true indeed.. o_O;)
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"Attention all Predacons -- pull yourselves together." Megatron... and then we see all those dismembered Preds literally doing that! Talk about funny!
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"Wait. Look. Down in the sky. Is it a bird?" Dinobot
"Maybe a plane!" Rhinox
"Nahh. It's Optimus!!" Rattrap
(talk about cheesy! But I liked the fanfare music.)
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"Oh, terrific! Now we can all get reduced to hot burning slag together." Rattrap
"Shut up Rattrap!!" Airazor/Primal
(I dunno, I just loved the way how those two delivered the line at the same time... sounded so funny)
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"It's like I always say -- we're all gonna die."
[everyone glares at him]
"I know, I know. 'Shut up, Rattrap.'"
Rattrap
(Gee... for some reason the glares just made me go into a hysterical laughing fit...)
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"Well then, partner, let's head 'em up an' move 'em out!" Tarantulas.... going all cowboy on Quickstrike...? ROFL
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"Better clear the area, little mouse. X and I play rough." Depthcharge
"No can do, Captain Minnow. I'm on a mission!" Rattrap
(I dunno, just looks cool when a mantaray talks like that... plus 'Captain Minnow' sounds funny.. I mean, Rattrap calling Depthcharge a pipsqueak fishie... HAR!)
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"Quarry detected, grid Joona." Dinobot 2 (btw, I know Joona.. sorta... he's part of the NTFA, and has a quite peculiar sense of humor.. if I remember right...)
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"Hey, take it easy with the power pizzas!" Cheetor (HEY, I didn't know the Maxis and Preds actually
knew what pizzas are!)
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"Let the paths lead where they may. I will follow." Tigatron going all philosophical.. cool (no pun intended towards his environment)
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"A Spark!" Cheetor
"Yep. The very thing that makes us what we are. Every Cybertron, Maximal, or Predacon has one, and each is different. When a Spark goes on-line, there's great joy. When one's extinguished, the Universe weeps." Rhinox
(beautiful talk from Rhinox... I love that guy)
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"Like I said, you're just a blasted slag-spoutin' saurian... but it's... nice to know where ya stand." Rattrap
"Upwind... of you, for preference... vermin. Tell my tale to those who ask... tell it truthfully, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence..." Dinobot
(It was so nice seeing Rattrap actually feel something towards Dinobot, who he said he hated.. and Dinobot going all Hamlet on all of 'em)
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"I was your assignment, and you failed!" Rampage
"...Raw energon. Right through your twisted Spark. Take it! Take it straight to the Pit, you sickening piece of SLAG!" Depthcharge
(Two of my favorite characters get killed... darn it... and that just shows so perfectly what kind of thoughts Depthcharge had been thinking... woo, he sure has one warped psyche...)
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"Blehhh! To think that a warrior must become a... a rat patrol." Dinobot (hoohahahaa! That driving was so side-splitting! Bounce, bounce, screech, bounce, stop, accelerate, ratatatata... BOING...)
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"Oh, well, come on, let's have it. The usual 'destiny and honor' speech..." Megatron
"Speech this." [POW!] Primal
(hehehe... Primal seems to be annoyed by his own speeches or something...)
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Silverbolt: "Wprry not, my love... it's just a... scratch...
Optimus: "Maybe. But I'd say your due some time in the CR chamber."
Silverbolt: "Sir, I'll be fine! I just --"
Blackarachnia: "Shut up and obey your commander, bone brain."
Silverbolt: [SPROING!!] "Yes dear."
(Monty Python! HAR!)
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"Optimus - back off, okay?! You're embarrassing me..." Cheetor
"Oh joy... cyber-puberty." Rattrap
(heh... puberty...?)
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"Ah, Rhinox, a pleasure to see you again."
"Always a treat to see you, too."
"TRAITOR!"
"Yep. You got a point there."
Megatron and Predacon Rhinox (weeeeeee! I love the Pred version of Rhinox! It seems he has a pretty cool sense of humor, plus the coolest theme music.. and Pred Rhinox just sounded so funny with his first line in the quote)
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"Remember that transwarp cell explosion?" Rhinox
[Primal just gives him a LOOK]
"Okay, stupid question."
(I dunno, but I loved his lines and the look Primal gave him... I actually like what TM Primal looks like.. at least he's got an expressive face.. plus he looks really good when his teeth aren't showing.. I love the eyes!)
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"Do not worry! He has been... disarmed." Silverbolt
"To say the least." Blackarachnia
(Yay for gallows humor!)
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"Well - switch to - glide mode or somethin'!" Rattrap
"I don't
have a glide mode, mouse!" Depthcharge
(hehehe... funny)
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"You and Rhinox are our last hope. Defend the -- [ZZZT!!] -- there he is, my little guuuuuy... there he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute." Primal
"That's NOT what I wanted to hear." Rattrap
(

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"Huh. No power... no weapons...We're all gonna die." Rattrap
"Yup." Rhinox
(well, it was ABOUT time someone agreed with Rattrap, even once!)
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"I've gotta hand it to you, Primal. When you screw up you do it big-time. But thanks for the tip." Depthcharge
(I love Depthcharge... he sure has the guts to say that to Primal's face.. wow.... plus what do you call that gesture he made...? Sly..?
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"So, give us the scoop! What's it actually feel like, bein' a Pred?" Cheetor
"Like you're three gigabytes of attitude on a two-gig hard drive. No wonder they got personality problems!" Rhinox
(Agreeing with ol' Rhinox there! Personality problems... indeed...)
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"What're
you lookin' at?" Depthcharge
(Just what Depthie would say to someone who'd have his/her eyes bugging out if they saw him in the real world!)
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Silverbolt: "Why did you save me?"
Blackarachnia: "There... might be other... creatures."
Megatron: "Eww, yuck."
(Megs' reaction made me go into a hysterical laughing fit!)
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"[*sigh*] My hero! [smooch!]" Rattrap
"Oh, get down." Rhinox
(Rhinox's reaction was adorable! Plus the dropping scene looked funny.. and there was the little part when 'Trap kissed him, Rhinox's eyes widened! Eeee...)
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And uh... there they were... there's more, though.... um... that's a bit much.... sorry...
