The Intergalactic Highway

OK its real early in the morning and I can't friggin sleep so my brain keeps processing more and more. So the result is this:

The Ark was full of most of the G1 cast from both Autobot and Decepticon sides. Now obviously Primal and Megs had their sparks melded to their predecessors, but what about the rest? Who do think would have made for a cool spark meld?

I'm thinking maybe Inferno and Soundwave (the two most loyal subjects ever!) or perhaps Rampage and Blitzwing (the two most insane bad guys for their time).

Now hopefully some sleep.

Blitzwing? He's not a maniac!

Depth Charge and Ironhide!

Silverbolt and... Silverbolt (that might be odd, despite the name similarity).

Cheetor and Blur (muahahahahahahahaha).

Rattrap and Mirage (although Mirage is a lot more calm and serious).

hahahahhaa!!

Terrorsaur and Starscream! Seriously. They shoulda let him live long enough to do that. I wonder how he would have turned out. But who would have melded with Jazz?

If you read the DW comics, Blitzwing is quite homicidal. I think it makes him a much cooler character than a 2D triple changer.

What about Rattrap and Blur? Sass at 150wps

Jazz and Tigertron perhaps? That'll really make him a "swing cat" #get smacked in back of head by frozen waffle and is then repeatedly pouded into the floor by everyone else in the forum for the terrible joke#

#get smacked in back of head by frozen waffle and is then repeatedly pouded into the floor by everyone else in the forum for the terrible joke#

*Shakes shards of ice of hand in apparent relish.

What about Rattrap and Blur? Sass at 150wps

Yes! Oh heck yes!

I can see it now: bossmonkeycankissmyskidplatesbecauseiaintgoinoutthereandwe'reallgonnadiediediedie.

Rhinox and Ironhide???

...maybe?

Rhinox and Ironhide???

Hee hee hee. The poor 'bot might end up with split personalities.

Blazemane wrote:

Rhinox and Ironhide???

Hee hee hee. The poor 'bot might end up with split personalities.

Heh. If you want true comedy-gold split personalities then Inferno and Starscream is the way to go.

*Megatron is backed into a corner*

"Inferno!! What are you doing?!"

*Inferno has his guns pointed at Megatron*

"FOR...THE...RRRRRROYALTTYYYYYY!!!"

*starts punching himself*

Heh. If you want true comedy-gold split personalities then Inferno and Starscream is the way to go.

*Megatron is backed into a corner*

"Inferno!! What are you doing?!"

*Inferno has his guns pointed at Megatron*

"FOR...THE...RRRRRROYALTTYYYYYY!!!"

*starts punching himself*

That would be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

artemis-lady-warrior wrote:

Heh. If you want true comedy-gold split personalities then Inferno and Starscream is the way to go.

*Megatron is backed into a corner*

"Inferno!! What are you doing?!"

*Inferno has his guns pointed at Megatron*

"FOR...THE...RRRRRROYALTTYYYYYY!!!"

*starts punching himself*

That would be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

same. XD

How about meldling Dinobot's spark with Jazz? It's a strange idea but imagine what would happen.

How about meldling Dinobot's spark with Jazz? It's a strange idea but imagine what would happen.

This looks like a cool place to kick it... (*blushes*)
...in a dignified manner.

*sees water* ...best be daring, last one in is a dusty herring... (hears snickers) Shut up vermin!

*Hears Waspinator's inane banter*
-*v-raptor snarl* Talk about *snarl* ...bad vibes.

Alright now that I have simultaneously butchered movie Jazz, G1 Jazz and Dinobot in one fell swoop...

Soundwave and Waspinator!

Autobotzzzzz-inferior, decepticons-zuperriorrr. Why Wazzpinator always get slag assignmentzz? No, Waspinator loves to do Megatron'zz bidding. Megatron rulezzzzzzz!