The Intergalactic Highway

Black aracnia: I like big thoraxs and I cannot lie...
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Quickstrike: And I'd like to thank my ma for winning this handy man of the year award...

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Optimus: Cheetor are you SURE you didn't see the key's to the axalon under the couch?

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*Beast wars theme song playing*

Megatron: Man that's a catchy tune.

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Megatron: Well I'm gonna behonest with you guy's... my dad left when I was three and my mom was a heavy drinker... all I really wanted was somebody to be there for me! You guy's are the most loyal and faithful friends I've ever had!

*Megatron burst's out crying as Rampage pat's him on the back*

Rampage: There there.. we're here for you.

I hope these are at least a little modest... I'm
bad at these things...

'I am Wazzpinator, leader of the Predicons!'

Megatron: 'Well, that's just Prime!'

lol good one!

rattrap: seee myy vest!
gorrila chest what the heck
see this hat id was my cat
turtle neck what the hack
grizzly bear underwear!

optimus: yesssssssssss

Optimus: Cheetor........I am your father.


Optimus: Primus hates me.


Dinobot: How come Primal gets to come back and not me?


Optimal Optimus: Lets go mess with time.

Megatron: But my mommy said........


Inferno: When will the queen lay her eggs?


Megatron: I know everything.
Tarantulus: How?
Megatron: Because i'm an evil genius.

I got this from a cartoon

Taranutlas: Megatron!
Megatron: Yeah
Taranlutas: Aren't you going to wash your hands
Megatron: NO because I'm evil

Megatron singing: "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Optimus: "No you can't"

Megatron: "Yes I can"

Optimus: "No you can't"

Megatron: "Yes I can"

Optimus: "No you can't"

Megatron: "Yes I can, Yes I CAAANNNNN"

dinobot & rattrap: "back streets back arlight!
here i am now im back again
your brothers and your sisters are all here
now im gonna show you the flavor gonna show you how
got some questions for ya beter answer me now
am i orignal
nooooo
im the only one
noooo
im a really hot
nooooooo"


optimus: ohh rattrap do go on!

Optimus: Megatron! You make baby Primus cry!

Rhinox, replacing the broken window in the elevator door. AGAIN: Maybe I should just put transparisteel here...

Cheetor: Tarantulas isn't so scary.

Silverbolt: O-Optimus...? I believe I have arachnophobia....

Dinobot: Get your hands off my skirt, vermin!

Rattrap, looking at Tigerhawk: Ehhh... dunnit stuff like dat belong in da' Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Megatron: I hate purple, yeees...

Inferno: FREEZE!

Starscream: *Something intelligent*

Tigertron: Eh, they're just a few trees. And it was that idiot Waspinator's fault Snowstalker got wiped out. No hard feelings.

Unicron: What? No lines? Just a lousy single shot? Wait... I get to blow up Starscream in it? Well why didn't you say so!

Sentinel: EXCUSE ME! Am I wearing a sign that says: 'Maximal's slave'?!

Airazor: I hate heights...

Tigerhawk: Umm... Optimus? I think I'm having a gender-identity crisis...

Una: My plan to foible Megatron is falling into place...

Quickstrike: By Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

Bob Skir: I watch Beast Wars all the time. I like the show. Good characters.

Vok: You know... let's just leave those metal dudes alone. Eh?

Predacon computer: Megatron. I love you.

Waspinator: By jove! The brigands have gone and sent me to ruin once again!

Terrorsaur: Terrorsaur, TERRORIIIII-*HACK! HACKAHACK! COUGH!!* Ugh....

Tarantulas: Noo! I forgot to water my rose garden!

Maximal computer: I like shooting things.

Blackarachnia: It'd be fine, Silverbolt, if not for the wet-dog AND wet feather smell!

Scott McNeil: Oh YUCK! Fans!

Scorpinok: You know what Megatron, you can take this stupid golden disc, and stick it up your exhaust pipe!

Ravage: Duh huuuurrrr.... I got an invishible shhipt!

Susan Blu: Ha! Just one voice role below you, Scott!

Rampage: My tank is fight!

Transmutate: Oh for the love of... JUST STOP FIGHTING, PINHEADS! The 'stupid act' isn't pulling the right strings!

Depth Charge: EEEEK! Water's too darn cold!!

Jack: Of course it's a pulley! What do I look like? A neanderthal?!

Dinobot's clone: Honor is okay in my book!

Early humans: And so, anything can float, provided it's mass per unit of volume is equal to or lesser then that of water.

Tripredacus Council: Seven card stud, aces are wild and the pot starts at twenty credits.

Maximal elders: On second thought... Protoform X is on the Axalon. Forget the probes.

Optimus Prime: OUCH! That's my freaking head you're shooting, you little twerp! *SWAT!*


Zucca looks around. "I think that's everyone...."

Zucca wrote: Megatron: I hate purple, yeees...

I could actually picture him saying that.

Zucca wrote: Inferno: FREEZE!

...He's the police now, eh?

Zucca wrote: Quickstrike: By Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

"Tonight in the Globe Theatre... our special guest, Quickstrike the Predacon, as Macbeth!"

Zucca wrote: Depth Charge: EEEEK! Water's too darn cold!!

My favorite. Sounds cute. Heh.

Heh, Inferno's not with the police, but he's always screaming 'BUUURN!!'

Freeze is a an almost precise direct juxtoposition ^_^

Zucca wrote:Heh, Inferno's not with the police, but he's always screaming 'BUUURN!!'

Freeze is a an almost precise direct juxtoposition ^_^

Yup, I know, but I just can't help thinking about him rushing into a house with a pistol and yelling "Freeze! This is the police!"

*Megatron is seconds away from getting his TM2 form*
"TERRORIZE!"
*Quickstrike is rolling on the floor laughing while Megatron stands there as a rubber duck instead of a dragon*

VERSION 1

Megatron: Tarry, oh Tarry, where art thou?

Tarantulas: *squeak*

Megatron: ...Oh, I stepped on a bug.
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VERSION 2

Megatron: Tarry, oh Tarry, where art thou?

Tarantulas: ...Um... excuse me, sir? Could you get up?

Megatron: *sitting on Tarantulas in dragon mode*

but this topic was DEAD!!! ;^; ah well.

rattrap: *in TM beast mode* are you coming?!?!
dinobot: no, i got a booboo!!!

LOL!

*Megatron holds out a Banana to Optimus*

Megatron: Heeerrreee Monkey, Monkey,Monkey, Monkey, Monkey!

Optimus: This might sound like a stupid question but WHAT are you doing?