The Intergalactic Highway

Rhinox: Dude I'm not going after that damn monkey, I dont wanna lose ma core consciousness to the matrix......

DinoBot: Dude, where's my car?
Rattrap *TM mode in Vehicle mode* I'm right here!


WW

"Sometimes I wonder about Scorponok."
--Megatron--

eh this should be in beast wars idol....

Optimus: Just a smalltown girl! Livin' in a lonel woorrlld!! She took the midnight train goin annnyyywheeereee!!!!!!!

"For I am flying in tin can, far above the world!"
--Dinobot--

Megatron: "What do you want, Dinobot?"
Dinobot: "Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine lives."
Megatron: "Uh... Dinobot, you're supposed to be quoting Hamlet, NOT Romeo & Juliet."
Dinobot: "Dah, Hamlet is way too dark. Couldn't we just quote 'The Matrix' or something and leave it at that?"
Megatron: *slaps forehead*

Here's a new one:

(Inside the Maximal base)
"....Oh no... NOT AGAIN!" (Rattrap's voice near the controls)
*BROOOOOOP* (a shot of the planet just as an energy bubble forms on it and then we hear a mighty bellow.. voice belongs to Optimus Primal)
"ARG! RHINOX! YOU BEEN EATIN' THE FRIGGIN' BEANS AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU!?"
(inside the base everything has gone straight to hell.. plus everyone is covered in cycled Energon)

Um... sorry if that offends anyone. I just felt like using that as a joke.

"Why are we fighting again?"
--Megatron--

Inferno: "We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!"
Waspinator and Quickstrike: "Ni!! Ni!"
Inferno: "We demand that you bring us.... a shrubbery!"
Optimus: "Not a shrubbery!"
Inferno, Waspinator, and Quickstrike: "Ni!!"
Optimus: "Fine, we shall bring you your shrubbery!"

(Later...)

Optimus: "Oh Knights Who Say Ni, we have returned with your shrubbery!"
Inferno: "How nice... except that we are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!"
Waspinator and Quickstrike: "Ni! Ni!!"
Inferno: "We are now the Knights Who Say... Ikkikkikkibtangwhoop..." *trails off*
Quickstrike: "Ni!"
Inferno: "We demand that you bring us... another shrubbery!"
Optimus: "Another shrubbery?!"
Inferno: "Yes! Only, get a smaller one this time, so that we have a nice two-layer effect, with a path running through the middle. And after you have brought us this shrubbery, you must go into the forest and cut down the largest tree with... a herring!!"
Optimus: "A herring?! Do you really expect me to cut down a tree with a herring?!"
Inferno: "Oh, would you please?"
Optimus: "Come, Rhinox. Let's go."

Maybe I shouldn't have tried to do the whole thing.

scorponok: e=mc2.
terrorsaur: hail.megatron,rightful and all powerful leader of the predacons!
rhinox: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh,whats this button do? *kablam*

Scorponok: "Dee-duh-dee-dah...."
Terrorsaur: Release the... bombs!"
*WHIRRRRR..... SPLAT*
Scorponok: "WTF!? TERRORSAUR!"
(Scorpy's covered in potassium nitrate... if you've seen the G1 ep "Decepticon Raiders in King Arthur's Court"... or something like that... you'll know what this means... )

this is fun!

rhinox: i'm stumped, where's the food?

optimus: i don't know what to do about this life-threatening situation. rattrap, what do you think?

rattrap: i'll save you megatron!!! (this was stupid, sorry)

airrazor (to tigertron): so tell me, do you have to speak like that when you're around me it's very annoying

more to cum...

dinobot : oh rattrap i love you!

rattrap: dinobot will you marry me!
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rampage: who wants muffins!
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megatron: fine you win opitmus, now give me back my rubber duck!

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terrorsuar: i can never die! for i am batman!

dinobot:....but i want to be batman!

rhinox: i want to be rachel!

dinobot:....you can be batman

terrorsuar:...slag

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optimus: now cheetor where did you get that coffee

cheetor: at starbucks

optimus:...but the humans havent made starbucks yet

cheetor: you'd be surprised

-optimus looks out side to see 5 starbucks

optimus: wow 5 starbucks on 1 street

cheetor:...wow five seconds ago there was 4

(that was lame but i did find 5 starbucks on one street once lol)
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megatron: im going to have a baby shower! -creepy music comes on-
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rattrap: forizzzle my homey whats the word up street

dinobot:..what lanuage are you speaking!?!?!?!?!?!

rhinox: i think its french

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optimus:megatron you are stupid dumb, fat and nobody likes you!

megatron:..well...your...a...monkey!

optimus:...no..i am a gorilla!

megatron:...ooooooooooooooooooooo...right...sorry

(corny to the max)

optimus...
everybody is KUNG FU FIGHTING!

megatron...
*sings* heal the world...make it a better place...for you and for me and the entire human race...

inferno...
burn! BURN! my muffins are BURNING!

dinobot: -music from michel jackson thriller- "ohh thrillaerrrrrrrrr thilllarrrrrrrrr" -zombi dance-

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waspinator: hi my name is waspinator and i am proud to be a predacon and have perfect english
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terrorsuar: scotty beam me!!

turangulas:..my name is not scotty for the last frickn time!
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rhinox "oh my gosh its tom cruse! sign my shirt!"

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cheetor -to optimus-: ok i wont lie and get rattrap to save me...i didnt listen to any of your rules...again...

optimus: thats ok just remember only you can pervent forest fires"
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rhinox:...ok after this war is over im soooo going to be a tank and kill you all
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megatron:...mmmm im thinking pink with red flowers what about you rampage?"

rampage:..i feel like hugging every singal human in the world! tra lalalalalla" skips off into a sunset

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dinobot:
hes a mean one
dinobot
you really are a grinnccchhh
your as ugly as rhinox
as sneeky as turnangulas
dinnooobbbooot

rattrap: "gosh darnit dinobot no more chirstmas specials with the grinch who stole christmas!"

rhinox:"..im not ugly im just fat!"

corny to the max!