Redwall fans?

[artemis-lady-warrior]

Boi 'ecky yoo wud!

*Reads his attempt*

I think I would too.

lol. the other fans would get us with flamethrowers! I can hardly imitate ferret and hare talk.

Me ol' mother usta say....
Jolly good, wot wot!...........okay I suck.

[Blazemane]

Jolly good, wot wot!...........okay I suck.

No, no, no, bad form wot, wot. There is no despairing in the balley ol' ranks of the hare. Tut tut, you'll bloomin' well get the hang of it eventually, and I'm quite satisfied that you've got the basics down already there young laddey buck.

Me ol' mother usta say....

What ya ol mother usta sais eh? An' 'ow dare you goin'a talk like a rabit? They 'tink theys so smart. "Oh look at me, I'm a bloomin' wonderful rabbit, wat, wat." If rabit's brains was food, they'd be half-starved by now.

Wachoo talkin about Scaletoe? If rabit's brains was food, they'd be all starved sez I.

Oh yeah, well I sez that if your brains was food, 'en your whole family'd be starved by now Curlsnout.

Scaletoe brandished his scimitar menacingly.

"Yeah? Well, if this was my blade, 'en you'd be dead by now, sez I. Oh wait, this is mine."

With a vicious snarl he charged Curlsnout, scimitar upraised. Curlsnout's keen ferret senses were well expecting of the coming onslaught, and he confidently grabbed his dagger. He neatly flipped into Scaletoe, landing on top of him with dagger held to Scaletoe's throat.

"An' it looks as if you's wrong again, fuzz 'ead."

...hopefully something like that.

*keeps watch out for menacing fanfic writers*

[artemis-lady-warrior]

ehhh? was that from one of the books?

ya see. I can't write language like that. I can sorta imitate the shrew language but I won' dare attempt it. i can't remember how they talk. XD

I can't understand how some fanfic writers do such a good job at that. It looks like a pain to write.... but some fanficers have weird imaginations. I read a fic where Cluny was an alien. It was supossed to be scary but I cracked up at the idiocy of it... XD

[Blazemane]

ehhh? was that from one of the books?

No, I invented that all on me lonesome, but I don't know how good it was.

I can sorta imitate the shrew language but I won' dare attempt it. i can't remember how they talk. XD

I can't understand how some fanfic writers do such a good job at that. It looks like a pain to write.... but some fanficers have weird imaginations. I read a fic where Cluny was an alien. It was supossed to be scary but I cracked up at the idiocy of it... XD

Ah, who needs to talk like that anyways... *face beams* We can talk t.v.!

[Nyx]

I can read hare and ferret talk ok but trying to mimck them is hard for me! I could never do it!

but some fanficers have weird imaginations. I read a fic where Cluny was an alien. It was supossed to be scary but I cracked up at the idiocy of it... XD

I think I might of read that somewhere...... I can't remember what it was about though XD

[artemis-lady-warrior]

I can read hare and ferret talk ok but trying to mimck them is hard for me! I could never do it!

but some fanficers have weird imaginations. I read a fic where Cluny was an alien. It was supossed to be scary but I cracked up at the idiocy of it... XD

I think I might of read that somewhere...... I can't remember what it was about though XD

I know it's on Fanfic.net. That was awful! he's not an alien. He's from portugal. XD

[Nyx]

Yup! The alien story as I remember made me go, "WTF?" XD

Yeah I heard some thing about him being a Portugal.

Oh yeah, BTW, I have a link to a good Cluny Shrine if anyone wants it?

[artemis-lady-warrior]

I foudn that shrine. it's made by vipertheslayer or something like that. She makes interesting redwall videos. Like Cluny being Scar and singing "Be Prepared" with his army. He's a great villien. Being squashed by a bell is such a dishonorable way to die.

[Nyx]

That's the one! Vipertooth's website.

Yeah, I thought I was the only one who thought that after Cluny let go his hostage, that Matthias would of had the deacenty to come down BUT OH NO! Matthais cheated and did a bell wham on Cluny.

[artemis-lady-warrior]

and when the bell breaks.... nevermind. Seriously. the only person that i know of so far who actually killed his villain was martin. he stabbed Badrang with the sword of his father. I felt bad for Badrang.... and Ungat trunn. stupid Lord Brocktree.

[Nyx]

Now Martin was a great hero.....<3

I liked Ungatt Trunn, I think he should of lived so he could come back and get pay back. That, Or he returns to his dad's kingdom and rules that instead.

[artemis-lady-warrior]

yeah. they shoulda given him a somewhat happy ending. I started a fic about that story awhile back. that he doesn't drown. a squarrelmaid rescues him and nurses him back to health. don't ask where the fic is I never put it online.

Borcktree was an better jerk. i never liked him. I liked his rabbit friend better. she was funny.

[Blazemane]

Borcktree was an better jerk. i never liked him. I liked his rabbit friend better. she was funny.

stupid Lord Brocktree.

Woh woh woh, wait here! Lord Brocktree was slaggin' awesome. I don't know why you two don't like him (then again, Lord Brocktree is my favorite book of the series).

Hmmm...

It's time to play: who killed their villain!

First up we have Lord Brocktree: does not himself kill the villain.

Sunflash the Mace: I believe he did kill his villain, quite effectively.

Martin: He fights 2, Badrang and Tsarmina, both of whom he kills (well kinda', I think he drowns Tsarmina).

Triss: Does not kill her villain (and as I recall was quite peeved about that).

All the Marlfox got their just deserts by various peeps.

Hmmm, Slagar the Cruel dies by his own folley.

Um, Martin the... third (?) does not kill Ulbaz. Ulbaz gets bit by his own snake.

...ok too much to write (and diminishing memory of too many books), someone else take over.

that Matthias would of had the deacenty to come down BUT OH NO! Matthais cheated and did a bell wham on Cluny.

He came down (*snickers*).

[artemis-lady-warrior]

Yeah AFTER he killed Cluny with the bell.

I still say Brocktree is a jerk. He beat the villain in his story and didn't even have the decentsy to finish him off properly. instead he makes him have a slow death by breaking his back and throwing him onto the beach. then the tide comes in and takes the cat away and he can't even swim because his legs don't work.

I know Mariel didn't kill her villain. The villains pet killed him. It was awful! Ugh!

I think it was Martin the second... if that Martin was the child of Tess and Matimeo.

[Blazemane]

I think it was Martin the second... if that Martin was the child of Tess and Matimeo.

Yeah, I'm reffering to Mattimeo's son, it's just that for some reason, Martin the third sticks out as a name in my mind. But you're probably right. Martin the second then.

I still say Brocktree is a jerk. He beat the villain in his story and didn't even have the decentsy to finish him off properly. instead he makes him have a slow death by breaking his back and throwing him onto the beach. then the tide comes in and takes the cat away and he can't even swim because his legs don't work.

Ok, so that is very rough. But... maybe he thought Ungat Trunn was dead? I mean, didn't some maiden suggest "throwing his carcass into the sea. He doesn't deserve a proper burial." ...Or maybe that was said of the villain's body in Salamandastron, the knife thrower (he's one of my personal favorite villains).

Brocktree still rocks.

Yeah AFTER he killed Cluny with the bell.

*Continues snickering*

Ya' know, in the book, doesn't he say something like "I've kept my promise to you. I've come down." or something like that? Because I don't think he says that in the show. I didn't get to watch the show much.

*Continues snickering*