Pillow Fight Mark III

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:30 am

I can not be defeated! (Gets pummeled by the other pillows) Okay I'm defeated...@~@

Unread post by **Razor One** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:32 am

**sails in on a pirate ship composed entirely of pillows... pirate pillows!**

Yarr Me Laddos! Let us sing a song of yon twisted lyrics the likes of which Ol' man Gilbert and his good mate Sullivan will be a twistin' in davy jones locker fer! Yarr!

A rollicking band of pirates we,
Who, tired of tossing on the sea,
Are trying their hand at a Pillow'ree,
With weapons grim and gory.

We are not coming for plate or gold –
A pillow fight Silver’s told –
We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For Silver’s pillow fight hold!

We seek a penalty
Fifty-fold!
We seek a penalty
Fifty-fold!

We seek a penalty fifty-fold,
For Silver’s pillow fight hold!

All Hands! Fire a Salvo! We'll soon be gettin' pillowy swag from these limey landlubbers!

**Pillow Cannons fire a salvo willy nilly, hitting and missing random targets**

Jagna · Unread post by **Jagna** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:21 pm

I've been inactive for two days, and this happens? WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE? NEVER!

*Activates Time Machine: REWIND.*

bzzzbzbzbbzzzzzz

Oh Silver?

*FWUMP!*

Mwahaha! The Queen is back!

*Shuffles into a corner with three Cote d'Or Mignonnette Lait Melk chocloates*

Unread post by **Razor One** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:27 pm

Jagna wrote: *Shuffles into a corner with three Cote d'Or Mignonnette Lait Melk chocloates*

I See your Cote d'Or Mignonnette Lait Melk Chocolates and raise you the almighty Tim Tam!

**fires pillow salvo in Jagna's general direction**

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:23 pm

*raises an eybrow* ???

for confuddling me, I give you, The Pillow CATAPULT. *In rolls a giagantical medievel catapult armed with a zillion my little pony pillows* This one's for all da boys! UNLEASE HELL!! *Launches catapult*

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SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:05 pm

Pink Pillow no Jutsu! Wait , didn't I already use that? *It rains pink pillows again*

Tor · Unread post by **Tor** » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:08 pm

hocrap.

*showered with pink pillows as Sky is buried underneath her PC* *muffled voice* Not again. RC! HELP ME!!!

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Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:16 pm

I walked down a hallway one evening,after returning from a game of pool with Megatron and Terrorsaur,only to be greeted with frantic screaming and glomping noises. Hearing something muffled about catapults,Spongebob,pandas,pink,and Jutsu,I deceided to investigate,and walking to where the noise was coming from,opened the door...

What the slag is going on in her-MPH!

*Gets hit in the mouth with a pillow*

Ptui Ptui! SILVER,I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

*Grabs shuiken-shaped pillows*

Bansai!

*Goes in after Tor,whacking bots left and right*

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:22 pm

*Start laughing Pink Pillows at Razor One's ship with a catapult are getting out of a daze*

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:33 pm

*Throws shuirken pillows at Razor One's ship*

You know,that pirate hat you're wearing really makes you look ridiculous! *Knocks it off his head with a pillow*

Unread post by **Razor One** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:01 pm

**Hat gets knocked off by Razorclaw**

RIGHT! I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!

**pulls out pillow cutlass**

Avast Ye Livery Scum! Cross Pillow Blades with me o' be f'rever consigned to Davy Jones Locker!

Yarrrrr!

**brandishes cutlass in an offensive posture that is both aggressive and somehow vaguely insulting at the same time**

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:05 pm

*Hits Razor from behind with a Pink Pillow* Sneak Attack!

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:38 pm

*Whacka whacka whacka* Oh Diiiiiiiinotoooooooor! Where are yoooou?

SkyxDB · Unread post by **SkyxDB** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:45 pm

I think she's buried in the pile pillows over there.

Razorclaw · Unread post by **Razorclaw** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:21 am

*Dives in after Tor* Can you hear me?