100 things the Beast Warriors found out in the Real World

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100 things the Beast Warriors found out in the Real World

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I know it's weird but I think funny. JUst think about how the Beast Warriors will react to our world.

1. Even warriors like Dinobot know not to go into the EVIL WORLD OF THE LINGERIE DEPARTMENT!!!!! :lol:

2. Megatron was enraged to find out he was the EVIL TWIN BROTHER OF BARNEY little kids were talking about.

3. Optimus find out that transforming to Beast Mode wasn't a good idea especially with zookeepers near by.
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4. Optimus found it an even worse to climb skyscrapers with planes around.
Grimclaw: Sniper, scout, tactician
Pirahnatron: Melee specialist, aquatics
Bonehead: Artillery, explosives
Omen: Covert operations

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5) Rattrap found out that being an enormous rodent doesn't get you much friendsn in earth's cities.
6) Inferno would decalre war to the UK in an attempt to destroy that foolish creature that claims to be a queen.
7) Most predacons might find their worst enemy since the Vok ..... Insecticide.
8 ) Rhinox might fight even harder to get maximal system online using "windows" than autobot technology.




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9 - Tigatron would buy things for every school charity to save the earth...only to find that somehow the toilets get magically replaced :wink:
10 - Waspinator finds out its a bad idea to bend down to pick something up on a firing range
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11. Megatron discovers just how good young and deluded Barney fans taste.
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12. Dinobot finds that he distasted little kids who think he is a mountain to climb on.

13. Rattrap decides to go to the clubs he heard about. HE FINDS THEM EXOTIC :lol: :lol:

14. Inferno finds members of his species but is confused that none of them talk.
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15: optimus and the maximals will be devestated t find their ancestor in a plastic box

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thts alll i got..tired...
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Note: Guys if you see two websites like the one on mine last post, ignore them and don't click on them because I don't trust them but I can't get them off. Sorry for the off-topicness


16. Blackarachnia find out she could be a model but slap the guy for suggesting her wearing human clothes. Evil!!!! :lol:
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una wrote:Note: Guys if you see two websites like the one on mine last post, ignore them and don't click on them because I don't trust them but I can't get them off. Sorry for the off-topicness
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17 - All are impressed by the fact that, in the real world, most soldiers are required to hit their target in their first few shots, rather than when dramatically appropriate.
Grimclaw: Sniper, scout, tactician
Pirahnatron: Melee specialist, aquatics
Bonehead: Artillery, explosives
Omen: Covert operations

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18. Silverbolt notices that most of his type died out 800 years before.
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HEY HEY HEY Safeguard!!! There are still the proud few of us roaming the world trying to be heroic and charming.  :wink:

As for number one "Nyyyessssss!! #snort# I Liiike the frillsssss!!!" :D

Been too far out of the loop for too long. I will praise Primus when I get back to an English speking country that does not use crazy keyboards!!!

For number 13. Rattrap would head to the twisted districts in Akihabara never to emerge again.

19. Dinobot, Silverbolt, Rattrap and Waspinator all walk into a room containing Scott. There were no survivors.
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SilverfromOZ wrote:HEY HEY HEY Safeguard!!! There are still the proud few of us roaming the world trying to be heroic and charming.  :wink:
...And I did exclude you.
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20) Waspinator discovers Starbucks. He becomes the best customer.
21)Megatron discovers chocolate. (Nurran, what WAS the name of that shop we had talked about? While in the mall, do you recall?)
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(It was Death By Chocolate on Bourbon Street)

Speaking of our mall trekking experience;

22) Rampage wonders why humans torture themselves on these strange devices called "rollercoasters".
23) Cheetor discovers said rollercoasters. He becomes determined to become the world's foremost rollercoaster critic.
24) BA discovers the spa. She becomes somewhat less hostile due to her many hours relaxing in the mech-free environment.

Oh! And to comment on number 8, a old BWInt member named Grimloq once concluded that stasis pods run on XP. I tend to agree ;)
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