Things you would never hear in Beast Wars

Wicked Woman · Unread post by **Wicked Woman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:37 pm

Also...

Rattrap: Optimus speeches are excellent. I get motivated by them all the time! *two gives speech thumbs up*

Optimus: Dammit my speeches suck.

WW

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:42 pm

"Tigatron I have some bad news... I'm in love with Rhinox."
--Airazor--

"The original Megatron wasn't as dumb as you!"
--Ravage--

"You know that Megatron isn't really that bad!"
--Tripredacus Council--

Miss Special · Unread post by **Miss Special** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:02 pm

Megatron: I don't think galactic conquest is really worth the trouble. Maybe I'll retire to quiter things. Like gardening. I've always liked gardening.

Tigatron: I'm hungry. *eats Airazor*

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:47 pm

"I know where the parts are that we need to leave I just don't feel like leaving."
--Rhinox--

"I always have had a crush on you Blackarachnia!"
--Tarantulas

transmetelX · Unread post by **transmetelX** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:01 pm

tigatron: *after getting a hold of inferno's flame thrower* "BURN!!!!! BURN IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:38 pm

"Man, I really need to get in shape!"
--Tigatron--

Since everytime he runs you can hear him panting.

bloody_kimono2004 · Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:10 am

Cheetor: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder cats HO!!!!!!

Unread post by **Sapphire** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:11 am

Rampage: All I ever wanted was a hug.

Rattrap: Come on Optimus. Let's just forgive an' forget, hey? An' invite da Preds 'round fer a cordial dinner.

Depth Charge: I think I'm getting webbed feet.

Megatron: Pah! Only children play with bath toys!

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:03 pm

"Do we really have to go back to Cybertron?"
--Optimal Optimus--

"I could destroy all the Preds but I don't want to mess up the mythos."
--Tigerhawk--

Miss Special · Unread post by **Miss Special** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:46 pm

Rampage: I got a therapist. I feel better about myself now. And I forgive you.

Wicked Woman · Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:13 pm

DinoBot (and/or Depth Charge): Don't wanna be a tough guy, wanna be a dancer.

WW

Safeguard · Unread post by **Safeguard** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:18 pm

Rampage: I like flowers.

Rattrap: Hey, chopper... aw no, that's too rude.
Dinobot: Thanks for not sayin' that, Rattrap. C'mon, let's go and play hockey on that ice rink Optimus just built.

Depthcharge *going underwater*: ARGH! I'M DROWNING! *blub*

Inferno: BURN! ....Um... I need a therapist.

Tarantulas *takes out a huge bomb*: *cackles* I think I'll just go and stick this to the Tripredacus Council's tailpipe. Maybe they'll loosen up a bit.

Optimus: TO HELL WITH PEACE! GO PREDACONS!

Silverbolt: What's chivalry? *gets told about it* Nah, I'm not stickin' to that. I'm gonna be a *drum roll* HIGHWAYMAN! *jumps on Quickstrike* HI HO QUICKY!
Quickstrike: *mutters* ARG.... Wasn't I supposed to be the corny cowboy....? *mutters as they ride into the sunset*

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:53 pm

"I never really liked Rattrap!"
--Rhinox--

"What is all this crap, I am a crazy!!"
--Tarantulas--

bloody_kimono2004 · Thu Jan 26, 2006 5:56 pm

Rattrap: I just saved 15% percent on my car insurance by switching to Geico

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:08 pm

"Gotta catch them all, gotta catch them all!!!"
--Waspinator--