Things you would never hear in Beast Wars

bloody_kimono2004 · Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:26 pm

Cheetor: OOH WATER!!! *Jumps in a lake*

Dinobot: To hell with honor *kicks Optimus off the ledge*

Silver Bolt: Darn that conniving she-spider.

I dunno I just wanted to see if I can get something started ^___^

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:08 pm

"Look at the pretty colors"
--Megatron--

"What am I suppose to be guarding again?"
--Inferno--

"Some I am a guy and a girl, and I love myself, that is freaky!"
--Tigerhawk--

bloody_kimono2004 · Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:56 pm

Scene- Where Inferno is beating the crap out of QuickStrike and Silverbolt and Megs is watching.

Megatron: *gasp* Inferno! don't bully the newbies!! It's not nice!!

Inferno: OMG ur not a queen?!!

Waspinator: Yay! I get to be blown up again!! XD

Rampage: Do not be afraid, give me love and affection!!

Amber Dawn · Unread post by **Amber Dawn** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:27 pm

Megatron - "How blessed I am with a fine and capable crew!" *Group hug*

Depth Charge - "Omicron, Shmomicron. No hard feelings, X."

Airazor - "Does this chestplate make me look fat?"

Tigatron - "No, your fat butt makes you look fat."

Silverbolt - "Blackarachnia, fetch me my slippers! And make me a pie, wench!"

Silhouette · Unread post by **Silhouette** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:12 am

Rattrap: "You know, I think we should start being nicer to each other, Dinobot."
Dinobot: "Oh yes, I thoroughly agree, Rattrap!"
Rattrap: "Yes, quite." *sips tea*

Megatron: "Mmaaayyybeeeee.."

Rhinox: "I have no idea how to fix this."

Inferno: "Megatron is a complete tool."

Tarantulas: *ends maniacal laughter* "I should seek help."

bloody_kimono2004 · Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:36 am

Scoponok: Man I should really stop being a total snotbag

Optimus: I'm not gettin in that pod, it's cramped.

Wicked Woman · Unread post by **Wicked Woman** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:58 am

Terrorsaur: I love Megatron. Megatron is goood for you.

Cheetor: *after taking transwarp driver* sorryiwillreturnthisthankyooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu (Note: This is in the form of Jackie Chan Adventures)

Inferno: I am woman, hear me roar!

DinoBot: D'OH!!!

Wicked Woman · Unread post by **Wicked Woman** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:07 am

Here's some more:

DinoBot: Damn I love these fangirls.

Optimus: A truce? Forget it.

Rhinox: You're damn right I should be leader. (not as a Pred I swear!)

Rattrap: Murder is evil.

Tigatron: Murder is fun.

Waspinator: Wazzzpinator run for prezzzident.

Rattrap: (holding peace sign) Love and Peace.

Optimus: Ah it's Megatron. KILL IT KILL IT!!

Megatron: 'I love you, you love me...' (Come on, it was coming!)

Tarantulas: Welcome to Extream Makeover!!

Silverbolt: I don't wanna date her. Quickstrike, you can have her.

WW

bloody_kimono2004 · Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:41 am

haha!!

Quickstrike: Ooh let's go live in peace with the critters!! (humans)

Taratulas: Queer eye for the straight guy!!

RobotInDisguise · Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:36 pm

Megatron: Rubber ducky for auction!

Megatron: *looks in mirror* Inferno, you're right. I never knew I looked that much like a top model.

All teh Beast Warriors in unison: Starscream for king!

Rattrap: Optimus, you have downloaded some of the most boring and pointless games onto teh computer and now we got a virus problem!

Megatron: And we all lived happily ever after.

Inferno: I need to get my optics checked and I've been watching too much Ranma.

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:37 pm

"I kissed Megatron's butt for a whole season and look what it got me, pushed into a stinkin lake of lava!"
--Scorponok--

Superpup · Unread post by **Superpup** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:35 pm

Whoa! You guys are hilarity to the max! XD Let me sadly attempt!!

*singing* I'm not wearing underwear today!! ~Megatron

I feel pretty! ~Dinobot

Do theze pantz make Wuzzpinator's butt look big? ~Waspinator

I know! Let's all form a boy band! ~Optimus

bloody_kimono2004 · Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:33 am

oo

*dinobot sittin around a valley where primitive humans are roaming around*

DB: Darnit!! Megatron's suppose to be here!!!

Megs: No I scheduled to destroy the humans NEXT week Dinobot!!!

Tigerhawk · Unread post by **Tigerhawk** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:46 am

"One of these days I will rise up against the oppresion known as Optimus!"
--Rhinox--

"Come on lets make a Football team and I can be the runningback, I mean Mach 3 here!"
--Cheetor--

Wicked Woman · Unread post by **Wicked Woman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:33 pm

Optimus: *after the maximals burst into Tarry's lab in The Low Road* ... um LINE!

DinoBot: *while sliding down the slide thingy in The Low Road* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^________^

Silverbolt: *to Optimus* I'm sick or your rules man! *gets on motorcycle* I'm goin' places to stick it to the man.

WW