Bother a Beast Warrior - Tarantulas

[Starath]

xD My goodness, I'm surprised no one has asked:

Dear Tarantulas,

Why do you always laugh to yourself?

Kindest Disregards,
Starath

[The Crab]

Aww, Starath kinda took my idea. xD

"Dear Tarantulas,

With the way you always laugh to yourself, do you ever need cold medicine for a sore throat? And if so, what brand would you recommend to other insane geniuses?

Love Always,

Crab"

[Razor One]

Dear Tarantulas

Being somewhat a computer gaming geek, I was certain that from the moment I saw you in your starring role in Beast Wars that I had seen you elsewhere before. After some rigorous research, I finally knew where from.

This Is What I Found. How do you feel about having some of your phenomenal acting skills in a video game and is there anything you would have done differently looking back? Did your role in Star Control 2 have any bearing in the casting call for Beast Wars?

[Wistwin]

<Might as well ask one, since my sister's such a fangirl of Tarry and all. >

Dear Tarantulas,

Wherever did you get your spider drones? I presume you built them, but did you build them on Cybertron or after the Darkside crashed?

Oh, and the Vok called, they want their emissary back.

~Wistwin

PS. My sister sends you her fluffiest regards :3

[Demon Man]

Dear Tarantulas,

When you were about to devour Cheetor in the episode "The Web" as he was trapped in your web, tell me something. You looked more like you were trying to molest him before Rattrap showed up to fight you. Don't tell me you had a lustful attraction to CHEETOR! Granted, he's cute, and I enjoy him as a Maximal, but...EEEEEEEWWWW!!!! That's disgusting even for you!

Sincerely,

Demon Man AKA Devil Boy

[Daughter of Darkness]

I'm going to regret this...
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Tarantulas,
Personally, I really don't like you. I actually laughed when Inferno set your ass on fire and when you got blown to smitherines in "Other Victories". But I gotta ask-How the slagging heck are you and the tripedacus council descended from Unicron?!