A BIG Surprise pt. 1
By: Darkfire75
PG 13 - Lemon scenes!
"Why can’t you forgive me?!" Megatron was pleading to Darkfire. Apparently he had done something to her and she would not forgive him.
"Because you hurt my feelings. I want an apology," she replied turning away from him; arms crossed over her chest.
"Ok, I’m sorry. Is that enough?"
"Hmm…nope. I need…twenty more apologies and I’ll be happy."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard what I said, hot stuff. Twenty apologies and I’ll forgive you."
"All right," he sighed irritably. "Please, please, please, please, please…"
* * *
"Hey Dinobot, darling?" Korea asked looking for HER warrior.
"I’m in here," his voice echoed through the hall.
"There you are!" she cried and went up to him and kissed him. "I love you so much," she said smiling.
"As I you," replied Dinobot.
"You know, I just thought of something."
"What?"
"About Angel. Whatever happened to her?"
"I don’t know. It seemed like she just evaporated into thin air."
"Yeah. You’re right. That’s kinda weird, isn’t it?"
"Yes, it is."
"Do you think she’ll ever come back?"
"Honestly? Yes, I do hope to see her again. She brought happiness to the crew."
"Oh? And what do I do, hmm?"
Dinobot grinned. "You wreak havoc and cause mayhem."
"Thank you," Korea said proudly.
"No problem, my dear."
* * *
"…please, please, please, and please!" Megatron finished. "Can—I—get—your—forgiveness—*cough* now?" he asked while trying to catch his breath.
"I guess. You’ve worked hard for it," replied Darkfire. She was about to kiss him on the lips, when the space scanner beeped. "Oops, sorry," she said. He frowned and shrugged helplessly.
"Stupid space scanner," he muttered narrowing his optics. "The minute she is about ready to kiss me, is when it decides to go off. Stupid s***."
Darkfire glared him. "Did you just use a swear word?"
"No! How dare you think that I would do such a thing!" he lied. She could see right through him and almost read his mind.
"I think you said a swear even if you say you didn’t."
"Hmmp!"
"Same to you!"
"STASIS POD DESCENDING TO PLANET IN TEN CYCLES." The scanner beeped.
"A stasis pod?" Darkfire repeated. She then turned to the tyrant who was on the bed. "I thought you said all the stasis pods had descended to the planet during that alien attack thing."
"They did. I guess one didn’t," he shrugged. "It doesn’t matter anyway, we outnumber the Maximals. Now why don’t we just…oh I don’t know…kiss and make up?" he said smiling.
"We don’t outnumber them! We have the exact same number of recruits!" She hit him with a metal pillow. He glared up at her.
"You’re kind of missing the basic point of that sentence. Why don’t we kiss and make up?"
"Because we have the same number of recruits!"
"We do? Oh, well in that case, we better uneven the odds."
"We gotta go get that pod!"
"Fine, I’ll—"
"Blackfire and I can go get it."
"—Whaaaat?! But I thought you and I would…I feel cheap," he growled crossing his arms over his chest like a stubborn child.
"You should." At that remark, he scowled at her. "We’ll be back, don’t worry. If we find any more pods, we’ll alert you." She then noticed the disappointed frown on his face. "I love you," she said innocently. She was about to kiss his cheek, but was stopped.
"No! Save you pathetic pity cheek kiss!" he said holding his hand in front of her mouth.
"Ok, see you later, darlin’." She then left the room winking at him one last time.
"She really left!" he cried after she closed the door. His hands were spread out and shaped like he was ready to hug someone.
"I hate this sentimental slag," he mumbled bringing a hand up to rest his face in.
"I heard that!" Darkfire called out from down the hall.
"I know!" he replied through gritted teeth. "There is no way in hell that she could have heard that…unless…damn! I forgot about our personal com link thing!"
* * *
"C’mon sis, it’ll be fun!" Darkfire was saying to Blackfire.
"I do not want to go," replied the black Pegasus. They were both in beast mode.
"You are such a wimpy horse!"
"No, I just don’t think it will be fun."
"Meaning that you don’t wanna leave yer man behind." It was more of a statement than a question.
"How do you know?"
"C’mon, I know you and Rampage are in item."
"We are not!"
Darkfire gave her the oh-yeah-I-believe-you face.
"Shut up!" Blackfire shouted narrowing her yellow eyes.
"C’mon, I already said to Megs that we would get to the pod."
"How did he take it?"
"Take what?"
"Take to you leaving without him." Again, it was more of a statement than a question.
"Oh. He took it rather well."
"I am so sure he did. All right, I’ll go with you."
"Thanks, you won’t be sorry!"
The two then took off into the air and flew to the pod or pods.
* * *
"We’re here!" cried Darkfire.
"Oh joy…" mumbled Blackfire.
They landed next to the pod. "Hmm, you know how to reprogram a pod?" Darkfire asked eyeing it carefully.
"No. I thought you did," replied Blackfire.
"Well, ok. I’ll give it my best shot. What’re the beast form selections? A…western diamondback rattlesnake, a mute swan, and a…grizzly bear. Which one?"
"The rattlesnake. They’re poisonous and they’re deadly. The perfect addition to the team."
"Ok. A snake it is." She presses the button for the rattler and the pod shifts. Out of the pod, slithers a medium size snake with black, brown, and white diamond-shaped stripes and a fairly large rattle.
"G’Day, mate er…mates. I’m Sydney," the snake said in a feminine, Australian accent.
"I’m Darkfire and this is my sister, Blackfire," replied the red, orange, and silver femme.
"Yer not too bad lookin’," said a deep voice. They turned around to face an Allosaurus.
"He’s cute…" mumbled Darkfire.
"Stop staring at him! You have a man of your own, you stupid prat!" Blackfire said nudging her.
"Yeah, but I ain’t Joined with him yet…" Darkfire pointed out without looking at her sister.
"Snap out of it!" She smacked her across the face.
"Whoa! Thanks, I almost forgot where I was."
"You were starting to scope out that Allosaurus over there."
"I was? Boy, Megs woulda killed me for that!"
"I’m uh…Titan," said the dinosaur.
"Nice to meet’cha. I’m Darkfire and this is my sister, Blackfire."
"An’ I’m Sydney," said the little snake.
Titan smiled and gazed at the three females. "Why don’t we transform, Sydney?"
"It’d be my pleasure, mate."
Sydney then transformed into a rather interesting female. She had rattlesnakes for her hair, much like the Greek mythical creature Medusa. Her legs looked as if she were wearing high leather boots up to her knees. She had a whip, a poison boomer rang, and she had a dagger shaped like her viper fangs. Her optics were a poison green and her face was a light tan. Her body was mostly blue, green, and pink with shades of red.
Titan was a handsome robot with handsome orange optics and a handsome green face. Heck, why don’t I just say that he was incredibly handsome. He had a good proportion of muscles on his body, which was green and black. His teeth were like small fangs in his mouth and he had almost the same facial characteristics that Megatron had. He had a tail gun, a couple missile launchers, and green optic lasers.
"Hmm, am I good lookin’ or am I good lookin’? Take yer pick, babes," Titan said shifting his eyebrows up and down in a normal male-flirting procedure.
"I am indeed a very beautiful figure," said Sydney.
The other two stood there with their mouths agape. "Uh…let’s get back to base," Darkfire said.
"G-Good idea," replied Blackfire.
* * *
"Greetings Titan and Sydney, I am Megatron," he said from his command chair.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who you are. Now, uh, where’s the babe, Darkfire, huh?" Titan interrupted.
"I beg your pardon?"
"You know, the hot little flying horse." It was a statement, OK?!
"That ‘hot little flying horse’ you are referring to happens to be my lover." His optics were narrowed in jealously, anger, and protection. He did NOT want his recruits calling HIS Darkfire "hot". Only HE could do that.
"Uh-oh. Sorry."
"You better be." He looked at Darkfire who was behind him. "I knew sending you out there was a mistake."
"What? Just because some new guy calls me hot and tries to hit on me, you don’t want me going out any more?" she protested. He just stared at her and motioned to Titan with his head. She looked at Titan. "Oh."
"I rest my case. You know I love you with my whole Spark."
"Yeah, I know that. Boy, do I know that."
"Let’s just go and get some rest. Oh, by the way, it was a pleasure meeting you two."
Megatron and Darkfire walked away down the hall into their quarters. Darkfire lay down on the bed and Megatron lay right on top of her.
"Get your, you-know-what, off me," she said to him.
"My what?" he asked cocking his head to the side.
"You know, your…"
"Oh, that. All right, I’ll move."
He then moves to the side and lies next to her. He wraps his arm gently around her waist and presses up against her. She stares him right in the eye.
"What?" he whispered moving her hair out of her face.
"About you and me. Where are we?" she replied dimming her optics.
"Um…we’re in bed and about ready to kiss."
"No, I mean, where are we in our relationship?"
"Um…I’m not sure. How do we find out?"
"By the way we kiss and act around each other. If we’re serious, we are ready for just about anything. But if we’re not, we can’t do this any more."
"Are we serious?"
"I dunno. Let’s find out." She then kisses him and he responds by kissing her back.
Megatron somehow made her pregnant. Darkfire and he haven’t noticed though. (I know, I’m sick. I can’t help it. It’s just the way I am. I specialize in romance).
"Oww!" Darkfire moaned softly after 20min of kissing. She curled up in a ball.
"Was that a good "oww" or a bad "oww"?" asked Megatron getting off her. He was hoping that it was a good "oww" like she had hit herself against something. He didn’t want her to get pregnant or anything.
"I…don’t know. My stomach really hurts."
"Let’s go see Tarantulas. He should know what is happening."
"‘SHOULD’?!" She didn’t like the sound of that!
"He WILL know."
"That’s better.
They walked to Tarantulas’s chambers. Megatron waited outside. He paced back and forth hoping that nothing serious was wrong with his lover. Tarantulas called through the speakers, "Could you possibly try not to wear a hole in the floor?!" The tyrant stopped and shrugged. "I’ll take that as ‘I’ll stop pacing back and forth’," said the transmetal spider.
Inside his lab…
"Hmm, can you show me where you are feeling the pain?" Tarantulas said thoughtfully to Darkfire.
She placed her hand on her stomach. "I see. Does it hurt when I do this?" he asked while poking her stomach.
"Yes," she replied squinting her eyes in pain.
"Then the only logical explanation is, that you’re pregnant."
"WHAT?!?!" she cried at the top of her lungs.
End of Part 1