12.May.06

Control Myself (a songfilk) 

By: Texan Temptress

The Authoress: This is a re-write of Control Myself. By LL Cool J and Jennifer Lopez. Don't sue me.

Rattrap:
Ya'll know what this is...So...So...Def!

Silverbolt:
The prehistoric earth was far from empty
It was crowded even during this century (Woo!)
I fly right through like how I do
This girl began to tempt me (Uh-huh!)
She said her name is Blackarchania
I could tell she was pure Maximal(Yeah!)
Yet she kills and serves Megatron which just don't fit
I'm Silverbolt, nice to meet ya (Uh-oh!)
I could feel my body yearning
The battle field just started turning
Didn't want to fight her
but this girl was so determined
My brain began to sizzle
I'm sweatin' just a little
On the battle ground where I was getting beat by a mile
She turned around to smile
She said

Blackarchania:
You got, you got, you got
what it takes to make me leave the Predacons

Silverbolt:
It's hard to control myself (Aww!)
It's hard to control myself
You got, you got, you got
What it takes to make this Maximal be bad (Be bad)

It's hard to control myself
It's hard to control myself

Blackarchania:
It's hard for me to control myself (Me too)
and to hold myself back from kissing you
like I wanna, like I wanna, wanna

Silverbolt:
Temptation is the pit
How we lust for one another (Yeah)
We barely know each other
Yet we're together like we're lovers
The air is full of passion
The axlon guns are blastin'
Depth Charge goes splashin'
Waspinator gets another smashin'
Her moves were so erotic
Her voice was so hypnotic
I bet this girl will join the Maximals and like it
But she continued to fight it

Silverbolt and Blackarchania:
You know I know you like it
Don't forget to come alone
Because the real victory is at my body
Meet me you're invited

Silverbolt:
She said

Blackarchania:
You got, you got, you got
what it takes to make me leave the Predacons

Silverbolt:
It's hard to control myself
It's hard to control myself
You got, you got, you got
What it takes to make this Maximal be bad (Be bad)

It's hard to control myself
It's hard to control myself

Blackarchania:
It's hard for me to control myself (Say what)
and to hold myself back from kissin' ya
like I wanna, like I wanna, wanna

Silverbolt:
She kicked, off, Optimus,our boss
Her hips, tossed, back, and forth
Her claw went side, to side, and up, and down
We fell to the ground, it turned, me out
I'm battling desire
Primus help me douse this fire
This internal inferno
Hotter thanthe shot of Rattrap's porno
Her armor is black and yellow
She knows I'm not some fuzor fellow
When I feel like this I can't resist
Stop it don't make me start my speech again (Join the Maximals)

Rattrap:
She said

Blackarchania:
You got, you got, you got
what it takes to make me leave the Predacons

Silverbolt:
It's hard to control myself
It's hard to control myself (Oh)
You got, you got, you got
What it takes to make this Maximal be bad (Be bad)

It's hard to control myself
It's hard to control myself

Blackarchania:
It's hard for me to control myself (Say what)
and to hold myself back from kissin' ya
like I wanna, like I wanna, wanna

Waspinator:
Zezeze...

Wazpinator:
Zezeze...

Rattrap:
Uh, yeah, the boss needs everybody to report to the Maximal base
Right...now!

Silverbolt:
Join the Maximals, Join the Maximals, Join the Maximals

Rattrap:
Haha, you know what this is

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Well what did y'all think?  BWINT FOREVER!!! Sorry I had too much chocolate.