Beast Wars Parent Teacher Interviews

Author’s Note: WW: Hello everyone, I’m here with my first One-Shot fic. I had Parent/Teacher Interviews a few days ago and I thought this fic up. Amazing what school can help you with. The BW characters will be Chibi-ized. (Chibi meaning small in Japanese as in little kids) I hope you all like this fic I know I do.

Albedo: And I’ll be co-authoring this fic with Wicked Woman. Look out for another chapter of Cybertron Chronicles, Consumer of Sparks and Toy Wars.

WW/Albedo: On with the fic.

Disclaimer: We don’t own Beast Wars.

The morning had been for partying since there was no school. (Actually, there was school but only for the morning so no one showed up) In the afternoon, there are Parent/Teacher Interviews. The Maximals and Predacons’ parents will be talking to the teachers about their children’s progress.

1pm. Auditorium.

The principal gets up on stage.

Principal: I summoned you here with a purpose! Your kids have been misbehaving recently, and we must talk about what they did. Now I shall talk about each child, in alphabetical order.

The principal takes out a computer board.

Principal: Air Razor. You have been trying to out fly everyone in your class. And you’ve even been punching certain femme bots because they called you a pathetic weakling was it?

Air Razor nods as her parents look at her shocked.

Principal: Well. I’m glad to say you are passing. But this act of violence has to stop.

Mrs. Air Razor: Young lady, who taught you how to fight? I know we didn’t.

Air Razor: An earthling named Jackie Chan. (I don’t own Jackie Chan.)

Principal: Now Blackarachnia. You have been suspended more times than any femme bot in this entire school. What do you have to say?

Blackarachnia: Um…cool?

The auditorium giggles with Chibi laughter.

Principal: You two are her parents aren’t you gonna punish her? You give her the allowance.

Mrs. Blackarachnia: Actually, she gives us our allowance.

Principal: O_O *clears throat* Cheetor, I am so glad that your parents came, now they can help you come back to the world where reality lives. You are not Superman! So stop trying to fly off the school building and giving your teachers a malfunctioning fluid pump!

Cheetor shrinks back in his seat as his parents look at him with horror.

Principal: Depth Charge, stop chasing Rampage and calling him ‘X’. He is not a homicidal killer.

Depth Charge: Then where are all the substitute teachers that gave him a detention?

Principal: I withdraw my response. *clears throat* Now, DinoBot, you are being asked to miss a few days of school so you can have some therapy sessions. It seems you have an urge to commit suicide.

DinoBot: The entire planet is full of dishonourable mechs like him! *points towards Megatron*

Principal: O_O ok, but he seems to be doing rather well in English classes. Especially with poetry.

The auditorium once again giggles with Chibi laughter.

Principal: Everyone, calm down. Now Inferno, I understand that you want to make friends and you’re in my office everyday because you don’t want to get beaten up by the older students and students in your class.

Rattrap, DinoBot and Depth Charge smile proudly.

Principal: But maybe it would help matters if you stopped acting like you were Megatron’s servant.

Megatron gets up from his seat.

Megatron: I refuse to allow that to be even considered!

Inferno: I cannot abandon the queen! It is my duty to serve him.

Rattrap: Don’tcha mean her.

The kids begin to laugh long and hard. Megatron’s eyes begin to fill up with tears.

Megatron: MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!

Principal: Shut up Rattrap! *to Inferno* Now, maybe you should give it a little more thought before you give me your answer.

Mr. Inferno 1: We most certainly will.

Mr. Inferno 2: Yes we will.

Mrs. Megatron, while calming her son down: Silence!

Both Mr. Infernos: Yes my queen.

Principal: Now, Megatron you have been sent to the office so many times you could call it homeroom! Now your teachers complain that you try to lead revolutions to have your demands met.

Megatron: They will teach students about Decepticon history!

Principal: You’ve already asked and I already said that we will fit it in the schedule next year, maybe in the next semester but it’s too far in the school year to add it now.

Megatron: I want it now!

Optimus’ mother begins to laugh.

Optimus: Mom, stop. I don’t laugh in front of your friends.

Principal: Optimus.

Optimus turns around.

Optimus: Yes?

Principal: You need to stop doing crazy things. Jumping out a window to get the attendance, jumping on the playground equipment just to get away from bullies, although I appreciate that you not fighting on school property, and you need to stop thinking up plans to get everyone in order. Those are some of the crazy things you do.

Mrs. Optimus/Optimus: Sometimes crazy works.

Principal: Well not on school property.

Megatron’s mother begins to laugh this time.

Mrs. Optimus: What’s your problem?

Mrs. Megatron: It just appears to me that your child is unable to control himself very well.

Mrs. Optimus: Well what about your spoiled brat? Starting revolutions was it?

Optimus: Mom, stop!

Principal: Now ladies please--.

Mrs. Megatron/Mrs. Optimus: You stay out of this!

The principal sits down in his seat.

Mrs. Optimus: Now I think your son is a megalomaniac.

Mrs. Megatron: Takes a son to know a son.

Mrs. Optimus: Oh, that was very mature, especially for someone your ag--.

Megatron’s mother smacks Optimus’s Mother with her hand bag.

Mrs. Optimus: Well, that’s just prime. *throws down her things* Let’s go, outside!

Both mothers leave the auditorium. Optimus and Megatron follow after them.

Optimus: Sorry about my mother’s behaviour.

Principal: O_O(). Anyway, Quickstrike. You have to stop trying to lasso your classmates. Luckily, they’ve been able to get free.

Quickstrike’s father slaps Quickstrike upside the head.

Mr. Quickstrike: Ya tin horn i’giot! That’s not how you tie ‘im up!! Let me show you how it’s done boy. Now pay attention.

Mr. Quickstrike grabs his lasso, ties up one of the Mr. Infernos, drags him over toward himself then ties him up. Mr. Inferno can’t get out.

Mr. Quickstrike: That’s how it’s done son.

Quickstrike: Wow, thanks dad.

Principal: *mutters* Guess that’s where he gets it. *clears throat* Rampage, what’s this I hear about you killing substitute teachers? We do not kill anyone on school property.

Rampage: Who says I killed them?

Principal: Depth Charge.

Rampage: He’s lying.

Depth Charge gets up from his seat.

Depth Charge: WHO’S LYING??!! I HAD TO WATCH WHILE YOU MUTILATED THOSE TEACHERS!!!

Rhinox, to Silverbolt: No wonder he’s like this.

Rampage: Fine! I did kill them! And what are you gonna do about it?

Depth Charge: Hunt you down and kill you!!!

Rampage: I’d like to see you try it!

Rampage and Depth Charge begin to fight. Then, their fathers come and break them apart. Then the fathers begin to fight because Mr. Rampage insulted Mr. Depth Charge’s family.

Principal: O_O() ok, let’s continue.

Just then, Rattrap’s parents come into the auditorium.

Mr. Rattrap: Sorry we’re late. Someone dismantled da car.

Rattrap sinks back in his seat as his dad glares at him.

Rattrap: Aw, man. I knew I should’ve blown da whole ting up.

The principal looks up.

Principal: Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Rattrap, how are you doing?

Mr. Rattrap: We’re feelin’ very violent right now.

Mrs. Rattrap: Honey! *to principal* We’re doing fine. Is it our turn yet?

Principal: Why yes it is.

Cheetor, to Rattrap: Wow, you mom’s pretty nice.

Rattrap, to Cheetor: She’s a psycho I tells ya.

Principal: Now, Rattrap has been causing certain accidents, which makes detention, in his case, an extra subject. *throws down 8 folders full of Rattrap’s records. (put together with glue)* Burning supplies, causing food fights, burning cars, making substitutes cry, burning the teacher’s lounge. I could go on, but we’re on a schedule.

Mrs. Rattrap: I’ll have a long talk with him when we get home.

Cheetor, to Rattrap: How is she a psycho again?

Rattrap, to Cheetor: Her speeches are like Optimus’.

Cheetor shudders.

Principal: Now Rhinox. You have a perfect attendance record and your grades are higher than even I’ve ever seen. But you need to control your temper.

Rhinox: How so? (A/N: His parents think he’s matured enough to go to the interviews alone.)

Principal: Scorpinok insulted your weight and you nearly shot every student on the playground with you chain guns, which I have asked you to keep at home.

Rhinox: Oh. *writes it all down*

Principal: Scorpinok, you need to stop insulting other mechs and trying to boss your friends around when Megatron is absent.

Scorpinok: But I’m second in command!

Principal: Not on school property. Which is why I’ll have to Optimus’ mother and tell her about how he led a revolution against you.

The auditorium erupts with Chibi giggles.

Principal: Now Silverbolt. You are not Sir Lancelot. You don’t have to stand up for every femme bots on the playground.

Silverbolt get up onto his seat.

Silverbolt: I know I do not have to help ladies, but I feel it to be my obligation to rescue them when needed.

Principal: Even when those who try to kill you?

Blackarachnia and Air Razor begin to giggle.

Principal: Tarantulas, you have been accused of making yourself a new army of drones for you to control.

Mr. Tarantulas: What do you mean?

Principal: Well, there are lists of names that say that you tried to take control of them particularly, one mech who wishes to be anonymous.

Tarantulas: What?

Blackarachnia doesn’t look at Tarantulas.

Principal: Tigatron. I believe we need to talk to you about your environmental approach.

Tigatron: What do you mean?

Principal: Well, I don’t think that the field outside the school is the perfect place to create a garden of flowers and trees.

Tigatron: I had absolutely no idea that Gym class was gonna go outside.

Mrs. Tigatron: Don’t bother son. The man won’t listen to your vibe.

Principal: Huh?

Rattrap: What the hell?

Tigatron: My parents love nature.

Mr. Tigatron: Feel the power, man.

Everyone else: O_O()

Principal: Ok, Waspinator. You have been beaten up more times than Inferno.

Waspinator: So?

Principal: So, you need to learn how to ask for help.

Waspinator: Waspinator already ask mom for help but plan failed.

Principal: Why did it fail?

Waspinator: ‘Cuz Waspinator’s mother idiot.

Miss. Waspinator is running around the room after eating a bag of sugar.

Miss. Waspinator: Miss. Waspinator feel all happy inside!!!

Everyone: O_O

Waspinator: See.

Just then, Rattrap places a bomb on Waspinator and he blows up.

Waspinator: Waspinator hates life.

Everyone begins to act up and drive their parents and the principal crazy. Inferno sets fire to the school and everyone evacuates the school for the fire fighter mechs can stop the fire. The rest of the day is spent trying to get Mrs. Megatron out of a tree while Megatron has Optimus in a headlock. Mrs. Optimus is celebrating with the Maximal’s parents until she notices what’s happening to her son. The Principal retires the very next day and that’s the end of the story.

THE-END.