Beast Wars: Where’s Optimus

By: Wicked Woman

LAST TIME ON BEAST WARS KINDERGARDEN:

Teacher-Bot: Cheetor.

Suddenly, there is a huge ‘AHHHHHHHHH’ sound as everyone sees Cheetor falling off the building and onto the ground.

Scorpinok: *snickers* Who says ‘present anymore?

Rhinox gets up and starts to pummel Scorpinok.

Rattrap clips Inferno in the back of the head before taking his seat.

Teacher-Bot: Who’s gonna take the attendance to the office.

Optimus: I will.

Optimus grabs the attendance and jumps out the window.

Megatron: Now’s our chance.

Scorpinok: For what?

Megatron: For us to destroy the Maximals and get the recognition we deserve.

Suddenly, Tarranchulas throws a net on the young Maximal leader.

Scorpinok: By the pit… you moron! His name is Megatron, not Royalty, not The Queen, Megatron!

DinoBot/Depth Charge: SHUT UP, TUBBY!!!

Rhinox: Oh, that’s it!

With that, Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot begin to fight.

Air Razor: Hey, get back here!

Air Razor begins to run after Tigatron as Cheetor looks at her in Question.

Optimus: What the heck are you doing?

Megatron: Men, take him to the dungeon.

AND NOW, FOR THE CONTINUATION:

Rattrap comes back into the classroom as Tigatron is hopping away in a chair.

Rattrap: What da fu~?

            Air Razor runs by Rattrap.

Air Razor: Oh hiya Rattrap, went to the 1st grade classroom again without permission?

Rattrap: Yeah. Some duffus decided ta make a dirty face at me.

Air Razor: Oh. Well, could you help me get Tigatron?

Rattrap: No.

Air Razor: Why not?

Rattrap: ‘Cuz I want nuthin’ ta do wit da two of yous.

Air Razor: I’ll do your homework.

Rattrap: Dis is Kindegarden, we don’t get homework, dummy.

Air Razor: Oh yeah. I’ll give you me trading card collection.

Rattrap: Which ones?

Air Razor: The Cybertronian wrestling team ones.

Rattrap: You have dose? Sure I’ll help a den.

Air Razor: Wow, thanks Rattrap. *notices Tigatron across the room* AFTER THAT KINDERGARDENER!

Rattrap and Air Razor chase after Tigatron. Mean while, Rhinox just body slammed DinoBot, then puts Depth Charge in a headlock. DinoBot grabs his plastic sword (they’re not allowed to have real weapons at school) and begins to hit Rhinox in the back with it.

Rhinox: Say uncle!

Depth Charge: NEVER! *cough*

DinoBot: Why won’t he scream in pain?!

            Cheetor sits down next to Silverbolt, who is reading a children’s book.

Cheetor: Doesn’t the noise bother you?

Silverbolt: Nope, I just tune it out.

Cheetor: *looks at the book* Hey! Is that Shakespeare?

Silverbolt: *hides book* No.

Cheetor: Oh, ok then.

            Just then, Tigatron hopes by.

Tigatron: HELP!!!

            Air Razor and Rattrap run after him.

Cheetor: Rattrap, why are you helping Air Razor?

Rattrap: ‘Cuz I want dem Wrestling trading cards.

Silverbolt: O_O??

Cheetor: -_-() he likes wrestling.

Silverbolt: So I see. Should we help Tigatron?

Cheetor: Ok.

            Silverbolt and Cheetor get up and start to run after Rattrap and Air Razor. Quickstrike comes by.

Quickstrike: Why the heck can I help Boss bot. *notices book on the table* Shakespeare? What the~ *reads name card* Oh, this is gonna be good. *evil smile*

            Rhinox has had enough with DinoBot hitting him with the plastic sword and turns on him. Depth Charge gets up while struggling to breath.

Depth Charge: Hey, *huff* has anyone *huff, puff* seen that lazy *cough* Maximal, Primal. *sputters*

            Rhinox stops choking DinoBot and turns around.

Rhinox: Huh?

DinoBot: @_@

Rhinox: What are you talking about? He went to take down the attendance.

Depth Charge: It shouldn’t take this long.

DinoBot: You’re right! Something is amiss.

Depth Charge: Huh?

DinoBot: Our leader must be in great parrel.

Depth Charge: *scratches head* What?

Rhinox: He’s in trouble! Let’s go find him.

DinoBot: Isn’t that what I said?

Depth Charge: No, you said some mumbo jumbo.

            All three Maximals go off to find Optimus. When they leave the classroom, the door is closed behind them.

Rhinox: Who closed the door!

DinoBot: *while banging on the door* LET ME IN!!!

Depth Charge: Outta the way! *aims gun*

Rhinox: That’s not even a real gun. Guess we’ll have to find Teacher-Bot.

DinoBot/Depth Charge: Fine. -_-()

            All three Maximals venture off down the halls of the elementary school. Inside the classroom, Optimus is tied to a table, which is on its side, and being spun around and around.

Megatron: Surrender yet Primal? Because we have more in store for you.

Optimus: Great! ‘Cuz this is fun!

Megatron: WHAT?

Optimus: ^_^ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Blackarachnia: He actually likes this?

Terrisaur: He would.

Megatron: Inferno, Scorpinok, watch Primal and make sure he doesn’t escape. I have to think of a more drastic torcure for Optimus.

Optimus: Why would I wanna get off?

Megatron: Back to the drawing board.

What does Quickstrike have planned? What is Megatron’s next plan and will Optimus love it instead of fearing it? Will Air Razor catch Tigatron now that she’s teamed up with Rattrap? Will Rhinox, Depth Charge and DinoBot be safe in the great halls of the older students? And when the heck will Teacher-Bot get back to the classroom? Find out answers to this and more in Beast Wars: Will this author stop torturing us?